Son Of A Bitch

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    For two decades in I've have molded my bladder into a finely tuned machine with the ability to hold it and not have the urge to piss every 20 minutes.

    I passed my return to work physical no problem as it wasn't really a physical they did not check my eyesight-weight or blood pressure.

    I tried in vain 6 times to provide a sample,drank a 1/2 gallon of water 2 cups of coffee, 3 hours is the time limit they allow to give a sample and I failed. Now a whole new set of parameters has been sent in motion they are having me go see a urologist to find out why I can't piss :fil: :doh:
     
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  4. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Bladder failure
     
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    Your prostate is ginormous.

    Mark my words. :coffee:
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    You have a prostate the size of a cantaloupe, you're fucked pal
     
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    Karma's a bitch, weirdo!:lol:
     
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    Make sure to post the urologist x-rays.:drool:
     
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    Just like your modship.o_O
     
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  13. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I don't think so my stream is strong with no stop/start/dribbling which is consistent with a ginormous prostate.
     
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    A guy named Rod who can't piss.


     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    You sure are a cock knobbler why don't you come out of the closet Michael your father will respect you if you do.
     
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  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Stones? What type of stones? Kidney?

     
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    A 12 pack of natty light, you'll be pissing.
     
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    And what's your first name again?:smile:
     
  20. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    The HR department lady said "I have a shy bladder":horns2:
     
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