Son of the Beach chick blabs to Chauncy about dating Howard and his apt ('01)

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  1. Mr Pink

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    From the 3-21-2001 show, Chauncy calls in and say that he interviewed Lila Arcieri about spending an evening with Wig and what was involved with that, also, details about his apartment. Of course Howard denies that it was a date all the way through (calling her a bitch several times and says she's now no friend of his).


    1. There are rules to dating Howard such as: it can't be in public
    2. They watched Son of the Beach on the couch "close together".
    3. It's not an apartment, it's a "complex"
    4. There is a separate wing for the kids
    5. There's a wall unit that controls everything in the house
    6. Chauncy asked her if he put any moves on her but in reply, she was "discrete about it".
    7. He showed her the apartment and -- the last room he showed her was the bedroom.
    8. She had to be careful about what she wore [so she didn't look like an escort coming up the service elevator] -- and somewhere there was a fake name involved (I couldn't figure out where the fake name came into play though).
    9. There's a code word to get upstairs.


    Howard was really butt-hurt over the expose'. Was there a change in the cast of Son of the Beach around that time?? Did she become "around"?
     
  2. austin54

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    First off, I would say Howard is no longer much of a celebrity. The star search show is a last grasp/gasp...and failed.

    He's on the same level as the rappers who pay TMZ for play. But going in the wrong direction.
     
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    I won't comment about obsessing about something a public figure did 14 years ago (heh). Okay, I will. The part about any 'moves' Howard put on her being discrete. What? Weird. I know Howard couldn't pick up a chic in the real world and I'm sure he has no moves. She didn't want to say how awkward he was because she didn't want to endanger her grab at fame. If a girl has been hit on by a guy she liked, she'll use words like 'sweet' and 'tender' and 'fun' etc. But what do I know, I'm just some internet jerk. End rant.
     
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    Would smash feverishly.
     
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    Probably the closest Wigward ever came to "dating" a black woman. He's all talk all the time. Spray tan and his own delusions.
     
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    Wonk eye. Would bang, but wonk eye. The best part about banging wonk eye is when you're doing it doggy style. When she's looking back at you over her left shoulder, cute chic. When she looks back over her right shoulder, different cute chic. Or hideous Bethbeast if you're unlucky.
     
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    So much better than Beth. And she is a better model.
     
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    Robin Givens?
     
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    Not to be Winst-like, but I suspect that not much went on there. She needed publicity badly, and Wigster has spent his life trying to have "cred" so it's a lose/lose for both of them. I just have no idea if he really has heterosexual sex. Guess we'll never know if he's been totally gay all along, or if he does have micro-peen. Just gossipy stuff.
     
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    I think she came in to do the show after the interview and it was funny because she laughed through a lot of Howard trying to defend himself but she really didn't back down to anything she said in the interview :)

    BTW, this is YET ANOTHER example of Howard goofing on other people while he does the exact same thing. I remember Howard making fun of someone having their show running in the background in order to impress a chick. Yet here he was doing the exact same thing.

    But poor awkward gangly Gunky Howard has no game at all. They Beefus might have been the only sex he got after Allison. And that's because she preyed on his childish little boy weaknesses.

    It was a great E! Show segment. I would love to watch it again. Howard was butt hurt and trying to spin the conversation by playing the "I thought you were a friend" card and by denying a lot of the stuff.

    So big credit to Lyla for providing a little glimpse into the real Howchie. Did she see the dentures in the bathroom or was that another article? :)
     
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    Nah, I wasn't saying he banged her, just "date" like his usual beards.

    I mean, Tyson to Stern? Come on.
     
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    I wouldn't be surprised if this was a mutual publicity stunt
     
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    I actually don't believe he is a homosexual,when I look at how the show used to be ,how he acted around the strippers/porn stars who were in and out all the time all the visits to scores,allegedly buying luxuary cars for one stripper ,doesn't strike me as the behaviour of a gay man . I think one or more of his daughters is or swings both ways , or someone close to him in the family which explains why all the bashing of homos on the show has ended . If you believe him, he has been in therapy twice weekly for decades, how many people do you know who have been having therapy twice weekly for decades,rich or not? They don't even get that in a mental asylum .... He must have severe psychological problems ,or a severe phobia about something that if it got out of control may stop him functioning ,which would explain the relationship problems. One interesting story for me, is when he tried lsd and had a really bad trip, people with mental health issues really don't react well to mind altering substances, I get the impression he wouldn't even smoke a bit of pot due to this.
     
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    I remember her being on the show. She was not into Howard at all.. I remember she talked about his mantub..Big enough for three..She felt weird because he was the producer of the show she was on. He was totally trying to be Howard the playaaaah..:giggle:
     
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    When I think playaaa, I think...

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    Code words and fake names. It's all so gay and unnecessary. As if anyone cares enough about him to devise a big plan to sneak into his tacky apartment. I thought the advantage of having money was to do whatever the fuck you want.
     
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    I'm calling bullshit.

    No. 8 is the fake story. If Howard was so worried about chicks he's dating look like an escort, why did he let his bride dress like one at their wedding?

    And now No. 4 is a separate wing for the cat lady and her cats.
     
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    Back in the 80's, Howard was the "tortured man." He claimed he could get women but he was faithful to his wife. He always made sure his image was of a wild and crazy guy on the radio and a faithful family man.
    I think the real Howard cheated a lot when he became famous. Too many stories. Where there's smoke there is fire.Beth wasn't the first.
     
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    Sure, Howard just had his EMPLOYEES come over to his apartment so they could sit on the sofa and watch the show.



    She worked for him. That's just skeevy.