Sooners WR Alleged Serial Masturbater

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    http://www.cbssports.com/collegefoo...r-trey-metoyer-charged-with-indecent-exposure
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    Oklahoma Sooners wide receiver Trey Metoyer has a problem -- he can't stop masturbating in public ... this according to police docs obtained by TMZ.

    The sophomore -- who was a 5-star recruit out of high school -- was charged with 2 counts of felony indecent exposure after allegedly throwing a J in public on 2 separate occasions.

    Here's the breakdown, according to cops:

    8/29/13 -- Someone called police in Norman, OK to report a man wearing a blue shirt and blue pants pleasuring himself inside of a red Pontiac Grand Am.

    9/17/13 -- A woman called police saying Metoyer approached her while she was walking her dog and asked to borrow a pen. She went inside her apt. to grab it and when she returned outside, Trey was outside of her front door"masturbating in front of her apartment."

    The woman said Trey then asked her "if she would want the pen back."

    We're guessing she declined his offer.

    Cops say Metoyer initially denied the allegations -- but later acknowledged them and said " the incidents were a mistake and he was not thinking clearly at the time.''

    Metoyer has since left the football team -- so he'll have a lot of time on his hands. Hope he'll keep them in his pockets ...


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    He sure likes playing with balls! :bounce:
     
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    Eliasbboy pens are great stocking stuffers
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    i guess i better start being more careful when i walk by the elementary school

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    He must have a huge dick.
     
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    Who isn't?
     
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    he just wanted to get off...is that so wrong
     
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    :lol:

    "Throwing a J?"

    Never heard that term before.
     
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    Can I borrow a pen?
    ...and she goes to get one?
    She is lucky she only got a 'J'.... :jj:
     
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    39 39 READY... SET... HUT...[​IMG]he throws to the open wide reciever and its incomplete he was busy jacking off.
     
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    That is the dumbest new age way to describe jacking off. Phrases like "slapping the salami" and "bopping the baloney" are tried and true and new terminology is not needed.
     
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    BTW this is just the tip, the pre-cum of this story.
    This guy is a star athlete. He been shooting ropes all over town.
    You know there were at least 20 other 'J' sessions squashed by the various schools he has attended.
     
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    [video=youtube;ZtP5Bv_mqzo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZtP5Bv_mqzo[/video]

    This ^ is that guy. :lol:
     
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    So he jacks it in public like a chimp in a zoo? I wonder what the connection is?