Sooo...I almost got into a fight last night...

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  1. SalsMasterShake

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    ...over HILLARY CLINTON :facepalm:

    So, I'm with some buddies last night at a local casino, spot a black jack table with a couple of HOT Asian chicks playing, and I slide into 3rd base next this niiiiice one wearing a tube top looking thing with a nice rack!

    There's an older guy sitting there too who looks like Ernest Hemingway. He's real chatty and I think he was trying to see if these chicks were hookers (they weren't. Turns out the one I was sitting next to used to work at this Thai restaurant that my son and I go to sometimes. She wasn't a :quote: lady boy :quote: either, because I straight up asked her at one point. It was actually pretty funny...)

    At one point, I tell the Ernest Hemingway guy about his resemblance and tell him he should go to that lookalike contest they hold every year down in Key West. He says he's been down there and there are too many "fucking faggots" down there for him and maybe that's why I like it. At that point, I should've just stopped talking to him, but I'm like "no, man, I'm just saying you look like the guy and maybe you could win a prize or whatever."

    Anyway, we keep playing, and one of the girls brings up politics and Hillary. I made a comment about my belief that she's too old to run for President. The girls were saying they liked Bill and we were all just laughing about it. Ernest Hemingway says, "so, if she were 10 years younger you think she'd be OK?" I replied yes, she's a smart lady and would probably be fine, in my opinion.

    He then says, "she's a dumb, fucking idiot." I reply that she may be a lot of things, but she's not dumb, is a smart woman who did well in school, and that's probably why Bill scooped her up when he did. I then said, look man, I'm just trying to play cards here, you don't like her, cool, whatever, this isn't a political forum.

    He then says "you're a fucking idiot too, you dumb ass!" I said I didn't make it through as much school as I did to be a dumb ass, and he says "you're a lawyer I bet. A scum sucking leach on society!" At that point I stood up and said "Fuck you, man!" and faced him. He's still sitting down and says "what are you gonna do about it?" I thought about how easy it would have been to knock him out of his chair, but then I thought about security, the cameras, my license, and I reached back, grabbed my chips and left (at least I won some cash!)

    I circled back after I cooled down and my buddy and I ate at the diner they have there, and dude was gone. I'm pretty sure he got kicked out.

    Thing is, I'm really not that big of a Hillary fan. I can't believe I almost got into a fight over it. These things escalate quickly. It was really fucking stupid... :facepalm:
     
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    Eh. Props to you for walking away when you did.

    Doesn't help you with the State Bar to get (1) in a brew-hah in (2) a Casino over (3) your employment or Hillary.
     
  4. wife is a whore

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    Old people don't care cause they aint gonna get hit. You shoulda told him you hope he gets asshole cancer and it spreads to his throat so he wouldn't be able to spew stupid shit out of his mouth. Mighta induced a heart attack.
     
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    Dumb ass
     
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    Yeah, I imagined myself standing in front of some judge I'd appeared before previously, on my way to prison after I'd knocked the old coot over in his chair, he hits his head, and dies. Would've been just my luck.
     
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    "Fuck you, man!" :punch:

    (virtual punch in the kisser!)
     
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    Wait, yer a lawyer? I guess that old prick had ya pegged pretty good, huh?
     
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    No point getting into it with a drunk. You can't win. You'd have been thrown out, possibly charged, ruin your evening, and he would wake up the next morning, as miserable as he was the night before and be perfectly happy with that.
     
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    Yeah, he did! Must've been my briefcase and suit that gave it away! :giggle:
     
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    tldr. Why almost? You backed down?
     
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    There's a lot a reasons to punch somebody flat on their ass, but politics ain't one of them. Good for you for being a man and knowing when to walk away.
     
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    What are you gonna do about it?
     
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    My hero! :wub:

    :giggle:
     
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    I can't believe you actually asked if she was a lady boy o_O The guy seems to have the looks and personality of Hemingway.
     
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    have i told you the story of the battle of the bulge, well, i was forced to lose 25lb...
     
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    I'm taking my chips to the cashier, having steak and eggs, and forever blowing my chance to bang that hot Thai chick I was chatting up!

    :vag:
     
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    Exactly. The number of times I've been in a bar and a drunk Lib and a drunk Con start going at it and have to be separated.....it boggles the mind. What a way to ruin the enjoyment of a tasty beer.
     
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