WTF Sore loser: Russian man chops off his friend's genitals with an axe

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  1. Anyonenow

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    Sore loser: Russian man chops off his friend's genitals with an axe after coming second in competition to see who had the largest penis
    • Russian, 52, attacked friend, 47, after penis-measuring competition
    • Angry at losing out to his friend, he hit him over the head with an axe
    • The 52-year-old then grabbed his friend's manhood and chopped it off
    By Will Stewart In Moscow for MailOnline

    Published: 06:23 EST, 3 June 2016 | Updated: 15:35 EST, 3 June 2016

    A 52-year-old Russian man has been detained after using an axe to sever his friend's penis, say police.

    The two villagers had been arguing about the size of their manhoods during a drinking session in the Urals region on Bashkortostan.

    After embarking on a penis-measuring competition, the 'loser' was so enraged that he attacked his 47-year-old friend with the axe.

    The elder man grabbed the axe and his his friend over the head with it, before chopping off the man's penis, it was alleged.

    A police spokesman said: 'Over two days the men were binge drinking, which led to a violent argument.

    'When words were exhausted, the attacker pulled out an axe and first struck the opponent on the head, then cut off his manhood.'

    Neighbour called the emergency services after hearing the man's pained screams.

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    Short straw: The 'loser' was so enraged that he attacked the 'winner' with an axe, cutting off his penis

    Reports said it was the man judged to have the smaller genitals who wielded the axe.

    The men have known each other since childhood and live in the village of Nikolsk. They were not named.

    The older man has been charged with inflicting a 'grave injury' on his friend.

    He faces up to eight years in jail if convicted.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...enis-measuring-competition.html#ixzz4AubD0lv9
     
  2. XXXXX

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    That's one way to beat the competition - and they were having this "contest" because...?

    That's the most severe case of penis envy i've ever heard... I wonder if local reports included the magic phrase, "alcohol is suspected to have been a contributory factor in this case"
     
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    Is that gay?
     
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    I wonder where things started to go wrong? Was it when two middle aged dudes decided to whip out their dicks to measure? Or, was it when they decided to measure their shit around sharp tools? Or, was it when they decided to go on a two-day bender? Answers, I need answers.
     
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    Wudka.

    Lots n lots o wudka!!!

    :c
     
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    What a dick!:lol:
     
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    At least the guy had the balls to not scream.:lol:
     
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    That dude took Cock Off too literally.
     
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    No results of the contest?
     
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    Your avi....symmetry with this thread's topic....
     
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    One of them is now transgender.
     
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    "Amateurs"

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    NSFW...

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    Good eye, mate.:beer:
     
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    What a nightmare... If I lost my cock I would end my life immediately.
     
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    I haven't met a russian I liked...the women are ok looking but have that foreigner tweek to them that most europeans have.
     
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    America's judge is here...
     
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    Here we go again.