sorry if posted already, but this lisa g book summary on amazon...W.T.F????

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  1. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    seriously?


    from http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Lies-Cook...qid=1368637774&sr=8-1&keywords=lisa glassberg


    One woman's misguided quest for love, sex, and as much airtime as possible . . .
    On The Howard Stern Show, radio personality Lisa Glasberg, aka Lisa G., is painted as a violin-playing, cookie-baking cat lady, but that's all about to change. This alleged wallflower once used her skills in the kitchen to show up at a suitor's doorstep wearing nothing but a fur coat and carrying a plate of freshly baked cookies.


    Now, in her unrated memoir, Lisa G. reveals all about her adventures and misadventures growing up and
    One woman's misguided quest for love, sex, and as much airtime as possible . . .


    On The Howard Stern Show, radio personality Lisa Glasberg, aka Lisa G., is painted as a violin-playing, cookie-baking cat lady, but that's all about to change. This alleged wallflower once used her skills in the kitchen to show up at a suitor's doorstep wearing nothing but a fur coat and carrying a plate of freshly baked cookies.


    Now, in her unrated memoir, Lisa G. reveals all about her adventures and misadventures growing up andlooking for love in all the wrong places. Her journey begins in the only place where she felt comfortable—behind the microphone. Lisa became a workaholic with a larger-than-life radio personality. But when the "on air" lights switched off, she struggled to find her true self. Through therapy and some soul-searching, she transformed from an insecure young woman who attempted to win over men with her culinary prowess into an independent adult who finally learned to love herself.


    Lisa's story is full of inspiration and lots of laughs. Smart, sassy, and stacked, Lisa always put her career first. While searching for the perfect job, the aspiring radio star dated her way through an urban bachelorette's predictable gallery of potential mates. In Sex, Lies, and Cookies, Lisa details her hilarious sexcapades, which include everyone from a nice Jewish doctor with a unique fetish to the classic unavailable type who wants an "open relationship."


    Lisa G. also shares behind-the-scenes stories from her A-list celebrity interviews, friendships, and time hanging with hip-hop royalty like P. Diddy, Will Smith, and Flavor Flav.


    Along the way, Lisa G. became known for having the hottest ticket in town—entry into her exclusive and legendary cookie parties. The book includes the recipes for more than twenty-five of Lisa G.'s famous desserts, like "Losing my Cherry Cookies" and "Double D-licious Oatmeal Cookies," as well as tips for hosting your own fabulous cookie party. Sex, Lies and Cookies is a tasty read that proves why the most satisfying relationship you'll ever have starts with learning to love yourself (and how a little cookie dough can help).







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  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Obviously you found this in the fiction section?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Cue the pic of her holding some award statue
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Followed by Garth from Wayne's World.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i predict it will be the worst reviewed book in amazon history

    :hhh:
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Worse than "Oh My Dog"? Wow....
     
  7. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    What is it with the Joo's and therapy?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yes ... because we will have a special thread to remind everyone when they can start posting reviews

    its going to be a slaughter


    Lisa better start paying one of those companies that right fake reviews right now ... this will not end well for her book
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Gives jobs to other Jews and lets them blame someone besides themselves for their issues.
     
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    D Peppers New Member Banned User

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    Lisa G. Sexscapades :jj:
     
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    No matter how bad it is, it's got to be better than Oh My Dog.
     
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    That's where she goes wrong, Show up on my door step in a fur coat and blow me....... Fuck a bunch of cookies....
     
  13. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    bad reviews, no kidding. i'd be surprised if they let reviews even happen, knowing what happened with beth's book. in what universe is this chick stacked???
     
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    Benjy?
     
  15. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    In the same one where Howard is a talented photographer and photoshopper.
     
  16. Quite Frankly

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    Who the fuck did that 54 y/o virgin pay to write that "review", some aspiring (starving) corny romance novelist?
     
  17. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    or where beth is a supermodoe
     
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    It's a racket for the Heebs . . . :coffee:
     
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    [​IMG]fuck the book me want more cooookies.
     
  20. NotMyBro

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    :giggle: can't fucking wait. haahha… pretty sure this is gonna be epic.