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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Johnny B, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    For being a drunk troll asshole last night. I'm paying for it with this hang over. I usually never drink, but last night I drank an entire bottle of Yellow Tail wine and it kicked my ass.

    Sorry..
     
  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    one lousy bottle of wine and yer outta control?

    die, faggot
     
  3. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    I'm a small guy and never drink, I'm a "light weight". It was about six glasses and it dominated me.
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    yellow tail is 7.5% Might as well drink water Sally
     
  5. pontius pilot

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    one bottle?!?

    who are you, richard lewis?
     
  6. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    I checked and it's 13%, 750 ml.
     
  7. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    At one point last nite I pictured u mashing the keyboard, doing a quick one eyed squint at the screen to proofread and the hitting submit reply. I was trying to decipher what u were drinking but now I see the poison u picked. It reminded me of when Schmoopy gave a play by play with the bath salts. I thought he died. No worries I usually do druken posts on Friday nite. It's become a thing at the Dump Button household post getting older, married & a baby in diapers
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    The muscato they sell is only 7.5 so I figured all their wines were very low. 750 ml at 13% still wouldn't make you falling down drunk if you weighed 90 pounds.
     
  10. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    I weigh about 140, hardly ever drink and hadn't eaten for about 8 hours prior to drinking..
     
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    Rufus Well-Known Member VIP

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    What's your excuse for the rest of the time you're trolling here?

    I try to ignore it, but since you brought it up, are you drunk then too, or just an asshole?
     
  12. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    I have only trolled a handful of times.
     
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    BethsZygote In Utero VIP

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    only worse than a troll is a suicidal fairy troll.
     
  14. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    I wasn't trolling about that.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    You have nice tits?
     
  16. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    They're real and they're spectacular.
     
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    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    140lbs? How tall are you?


    (ETM is laughing)
     
  18. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    About 5'5"
     
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    You "got high" on wine? Who are you, Howard?
     
  20. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Can i see em?