South Africans are fucking retards.......

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Disturbing picture shows moment just before giraffe dies in bridge smash
    Thursday 31 Jul 2014 10:03 pm

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    Cruel: This picture was apparently taken moments before impact (Picture: Barcroft)
    Common sense is evidently in short supply among some lorry drivers on South Africa’s roads. For a giraffe has died after hitting a bridge.

    The unfortunate animal was one of two being transported in the back of a truck on a motorway near Johannesburg.

    According to eyewitnesses, one of them knocked its head when the lorry drove under a bridge.

    Shocked motorist Dion Abrahamson said: ‘I saw the truck transporting the two giraffes at 11.45 this morning. The truck was just before the Van Buuren off-ramp on the N1 to Pretoria. The giraffes were blindfolded so they couldn’t even see any bridges. Disgraceful.’

    Engineer Thinus Botha, 32, was also driving on the road when he heard the ‘loud crack’.

    He had spotted the two giraffes and pulled over to take the photo you can see above.

    ‘I pulled over just before the bridge and a few seconds after I took the photo the first giraffe hit its head on the bridge,’ he said. ‘There was a loud bang and I saw blood coming from the nose of the giraffe. I hear that he didn’t make it and I’m not surprised.’

    A spokesman for the country’s equivalent of the RSPCA said post-mortem examination was necessary to determine the cause of death.

    He said the animals were en route to a farm in Warmbaths, about 100 miles outside Johannesburg.
     
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    I'd say the cause of death was that the giraffe's face RAN INTO A FUCKING BRIDGE
     
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    that is the worst story i have read all month....

    thanks for ruining my day
     
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    The truck driver was reassigned to transport pelicans from the Hamptons to Manhattan and back three days a week.
     
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    Hmmmm... I wonder what their expensive investigation determined what the cause of death was, a smashed skull, or malnutrition? :facepalm:
     
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    Russians aren't much brighter
     
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    Fucking idiots.
    This made me sick to my stomach. :(
     
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    Here is the driver....[​IMG]
     
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    Was Alan garner driving??
     
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    I wonder how it's doing? :bigthink
     
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    Will Beth call her designer friends and order a Original one of a kind matching dress,shoe and purse set from the giraffe's pelt
     
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    Trucks, planes. Giraffe's just can't catch a break.

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    That's what they get for not being content with the low hanging fruit!
     
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    It was caught on video....

     
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    i hope the poor thing didn't see it coming.

    it must be so odd for animals to be standing still but seeing the world go by like they are running. how do they process such info?

    does one look at the other and in giraffe language say - WTF??
    :dontknow:

    i guess they could dope them up a bit. sure mellows me out on a long drive.
     
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    Giraffe barbecue this weeeeekend!!!
     
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    waste not want not!

    and bring plenty of hot sauce.
     
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    this is what happens when white people have to flee a formerly thriving nation and morons are in charge.

    my day is ruined now. horrible story, i hate stupidity.
     
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    our press never talks about S.A. or zim unless they can't avoid it. anything written by the evil boers is dismissed as nonsense by the west. there's no violence going on over there. it's a paradise.







    kill the boer! :boobily:
     
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    Why did I click on this thread?:depressed:
     
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