Spare any land for Sussy?

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Stay off my property, hippie.
     
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    Get a job asshole
     
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    Worst presentation ever.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I had a "hippie" friend who loved nothing more than to travel with minimal to no cash, let people feed him and crash at their houses. He was a fun guy and had a great image, but pretty much all he did was freeload off of people (who enjoyed his company), the peace and love thing was bullshit, he wanted to get high all day and not work (who could blame him). Things got nasty when I told him he had a couple of days to move his van from in front of my house (he lived outside in his van for 10 months)...He freaked out and started crying and made me and my girlfriend feel guilty but he still had to leave. The fucker cleaned out my tool shed in the backyard (including powertools and my BBQ). The last time I saw him, he came to my house, all of his dreadlocks were cut off and said he was "reborn" and then asked me for a donation. I told him he had 2 seconds to get the fuck off of my porch. Peace and Love.
     
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    is that dumb cockbite still riding his bike?
    sucking at the teet of sternfans trying to milk them like the wig did?
    Sussy should change his name to 'chumpchange' ..
     
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    Plenty of land in the Midwest. Can't belive he wants someone to give him land.
     
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    Maybe Howard can hook him up with John Malone, I hear he might have a little extra.
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    God, I hate this douchebag generation.

    Who fuckin' cares that you want to grow chickens and live in an apartment?! Shut up and do it, loser!


    Farmers work harder than pretty much EVERYONE, and these two nerds think they can just Twitter the life to their liberal friends.
     
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    I have some land and will let them use it but she has to blow me once a week as rent.

    Its organic,
     
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    I'm sure tons of landowners are scouring Youtube, just looking for the right douchebag to squat on it.
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    The word "educator" makes me want to vomit.
     
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    In one sentence he says they spent the last year working on a farm, then the next second he says they spent the last year biking 5,500 miles to Seattle and LA. He clearly has no money so why would anyone "lease" him land? What is he going to pay with, rabbit pelts?
     
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    This hipster fuck looks exactly how i thought he would. fuck him. He must have rich parents. How else could he bike across country after he quit his job. Why does anyone owe him anything.
     
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    there's a south park episode showing how to deal with hippies. basically, you play "raining blood" and it harshes their mellow and they fuck off.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Finally, something we can all agree on. Whichever candidate comes out in favor of publicly whipping this hippie moocher will take the presidency.
     
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    I want to be a cowboy. If anyone has 1000 acres with a barn, horses and plenty of mexicans to run it..
     
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    I want a mansion in the Hamptons and a 40 year old Arab cum bucket. Will tell cock jokes.
     
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    Sorry, I agree with 99% of your posts but I have to disagree with this one. Farmers who have crops AND have animals that they raise(for sale) do work hard since the animals take up a lot of time but farmers that just plant and harvest crops do not work harder than almost everyone. Once they plant they all hang out at the local VFW or Moose Lodge or whatnot and bullshit all day and wait for harvest time(yes I know they also irrigate and disperse pesticides but it is not hard work). Most, if not all of them also receive some type of govt. subsidy so they will always make money regardless of the price of corn, wheat, etc. A lot of farmers are millionaires but you will never hear about that because they want to keep their reputation as being regular guys just trying to make a living.
     
  20. Uncle Larry

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    As he couldn't find any suckers to pay for him to ride his bike around foreign countries, I guess this is plan B. These two seem like they would be a pain to deal with for the owner, and Sussy's claim to be an "educator" based on writing a blog isn't going to be a big selling point for them.

    I'm also surprised he has the cash to be able to afford to go on a European vacation since he hasn't worked in a while.