Speaking of being 35...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 17, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I fucking hate Facebook at this age because EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN FUCKING BITCH on my Facebook has the exact same status update, every the fuck day, every the fuck hour, and it goes like this

    "Ha ha my child did something cute today lul"

    From my half retarded foster sister who literally uploads 50 identical photos A DAY of her dumb kid to this one bitch I knew who used to be hot but now her ass is wider than all outside, who feels the need to transcribe every fucking conversation she has with her little faggots for my reading pleasure

    Fuck you and fuck your gay kids


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  2. Mr Sinister

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    pity post
     
  3. Mr Sinister

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    bump
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I made progress on Far Cry 4 last night @gilaet :cheer:
     
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    Are you friends with my mother on Facebook?
     
  6. Mr Sinister

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    oh ya?
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Waaaaah. Midlife crisis Chriza. :jj:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And then there's this one bitch I went on a date with several years ago and is still on my Facebook for God knows what reason

    She got married and the husband died somehow but she won't talk about it

    Yet every profile picture is a pic of her and the dead fag and she titles them I MISS YOU SO MUCH WAAAAH but if someone asks politely what happened she all like LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

    Attention grubbing cunt
     
  9. wigtropolis

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    calm the fuck down
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Post from this morning:

    Yesterday (kid's name) have me a kiss on the cheek. Then he looked at me and said "nice face mama" ♡ sweetie boy

    Fucking scintillating
     
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  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    Friend request sent! :hat:
     
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    And this is why I check my facebook probably 2 times per year. If that.
     
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    unfriend her. problem solved. :D
     
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    Any annoyance they cause you is your fault if you take it upon yourself to follow them around and watch everything they do
     
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  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    Are you suggesting he kill her?? :omg:






    :bigthink
     
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    Just un-friend them, schmuck!
     
  18. Schmoopy

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    Goddammit
     
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    The "inspirational quote" faggots go straight up my ass.
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    First post when I go to Facebook: "Had a nice conversation with my favorite granddaughter. She told me I was the best and I said no you are the best. She said Memere you are better than s'mores and hot chocolate...Can't better than that.."