Entertainment Speaking of Buffalo, Woman Puts House-Broken 1,000-Pound Bison Up For Sale

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  1. dawg

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I bet that Bison can get a job before GaryPuppet can
     
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    The puppet taking a shot outta left field :jj:
     
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    Ultra mega mad mad
     
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    I'm going to need some measurements. I may need a bigger doggie door.
     
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    What a bunch of bull.
     
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    This woman doesn't seem insane at all. :dontknow:
     
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    I've heard Bison Burgers are good. You could sell those for two days at McDonald's with just this one beast.
     
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    or you! can a person with 160.000 posts really have a job or not live in his mom's basement?
     
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    I'm sorry, but did she say "house broken" or "broken house"?
     
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    I'm a sucker. I really feel bad for this woman. To her it's like giving up a son.

    I'd just want to make sure the Bison is happy. After all, they've never been domesticated. It's certainly possible that what this lady did by taking him in to her home, forever tainted his life - making it the worse case scenario. In that case, I feel really bad for the Bison.
     
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    For some guys, a buffalo would be a step up from their wives. And the buffalo doesn't nag.
     
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    Lol