Speculate about Howard's Last Will and Testament

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  1. Samurai

    Samurai Well-Known Member VIP

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    Of course we will never, ever see Howard's Will, but imagine getting a glance at it. I'll bet it takes one of two paths:

    1.) As simple as can be for a near-billionaire. Howard the mega narcissist doesn't want to spend one second thinking of his own demise and life going on without him.

    Or, polar opposite...

    2.) Massive and complex. Chock-a-block full of punitive clauses, stipulations, and requirements. If Howard somehow has gotten himself to think about death, then his desire to manipulate, control, and make life miserable for others will extend beyond the grave.


    I don't see much possibility of a middle ground.

    I'm betting on #2 being the reality. When Wiggy thinks about his money, the future, and those around him, he wants to be in charge for a long, long, long time.
     
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    Surely #2. When has Howard ever been anything but a control freak? He even attempts to control the thoughts of the those around him. There will be trusts with conditions, shell corporations run by a lawyer, and all kinds of crazy stipulations.

    It wouldn't shock me at all if he makes someone or several people in his life jump through hoops like Rodney in Easy Money.

    All of it will be for nothing. A week after he kicks off Beth will be in some slutty black dress (mourning you know) desperately trying to get her picture taken. I wonder if Howard knows that a huge chunk of his money will go some 25 yr old jigalo(?) who fucks Beths dried up cunt after a Viagra cocktail.
     
  3. Rob0729

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    Howard's will be volumes with endless trusts and stipulations. It will be about 1-2 thousand pages shorter than his prenup, but it will be as ponderous as his show has become.
     
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    I'll bet you he will have something in there so the people who getting money won't EVER be able to write or contribute to some tell all book. His daughters will have a 50 million dollar trust each that pays them monthly payments but NEVER the full amount. Someone talks and the money turns off.
     
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    Like Howard, Beth's 25 year old gigolo will be sexier than Brad Pitt in his own way. Unlike Howard, the 25 year old gigolo's own way will be that he is actually sexier than Brad Pitt.