"Weight must remain at that of an anorexic auschwitz survivor" "Muff must remained cleanly shaved like a pre-pubescent 12 yr old" "Must always refer to Howard as 'my love' and 'my amahhzzing husband' in public"
During interviews with people who have been divorced, Howard has said the ex-wife doesn't deserve half but is entitled to some "dough". I think a million for each year they were married is in the ballpark.
I'm still convinced Howard pushing for all these low-rent crapy jobs for her is his way of proving she's an "earner" who helped her "career" so he doesn't have to pay much.
Beth's deal is sweetened for each year vested in the Wigged man until year 10 of the marriage...then she can cash her lottery ticket.... She can pump and then dump Wiggy...
And the members just keep on coming! Don't know who the hell you were there, but I'm glad to see you here!
I wish, just once, that Howard could pronounce the word "nuptial" correctly, instead of always saying "nup-tu-al." It's two syllables. "nup-tial." It's like saying "nuke-u-lar" instead of "nu-cle-ar." Nails on a blackboard...
Which is longer? The prenup, or the non-disclosure agreement attached to the prenup that comes into effect if there is a divorce?
She's got Howard wrapped around her little finger. He's too terrified to lose her so he'll do anything to keep her happy. She could fuck all of the NY Knicks in front of Howard (something I'm sure he's fantasized about) and he still wouldn't want a divorce. She's holding all the cards and she will decide when or if she cuts loose. We've all heard him say in the past that..."If Beth does this or if Beth does that I'd have to get a divorce." So Beth ends up doing this and that and Howard just makes excuses.
I say she gets Chimneyland only because she wasn't smart enough to realize that there's no way on Earth she can maintain a monstrosity like that with Mom Caves money.
