Speculating on Howard's PreNup

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Weight must remain at that of an anorexic auschwitz survivor"

    "Muff must remained cleanly shaved like a pre-pubescent 12 yr old"

    "Must always refer to Howard as 'my love' and 'my amahhzzing husband' in public"
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh Chirza I thought we bonded last night! :bigcry: I repped you!
     
  4. usedtampon

    usedtampon Well-Known Member

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    If she commits adultery she loses all compensation, unless the acts were with her brothers.
     
  5. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I suspect it has something about no money unless they remain married for 10 years, etc.
     
  6. Johnny B

    Johnny B Active Member

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    During interviews with people who have been divorced, Howard has said the ex-wife doesn't deserve half but is entitled to some "dough". I think a million for each year they were married is in the ballpark.
     
  7. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I'm still convinced Howard pushing for all these low-rent crapy jobs for her is his way of proving she's an "earner" who helped her "career" so he doesn't have to pay much.
     
  8. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Beth's deal is sweetened for each year vested in the Wigged man until year 10 of the marriage...then she can cash her lottery ticket....:coffee:
    She can pump and then dump Wiggy...:jj:
     
  9. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    "Well, well, well..."

    I can't wait for them to fight it out in court
     
  10. Johnny B

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    Nice username :lol:
     
  11. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Thanks - I saw the thread and I thought it was about me for a sec, ha :ucoffee:
     
  12. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    :ulol:
     
  13. Cookie Puss

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    And "H" on Twitter
     
  14. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    And the members just keep on coming! Don't know who the hell you were there, but I'm glad to see you here! :beer:
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I wish, just once, that Howard could pronounce the word "nuptial" correctly, instead of always saying "nup-tu-al." It's two syllables. "nup-tial."

    It's like saying "nuke-u-lar" instead of "nu-cle-ar."

    Nails on a blackboard...
     
  16. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Which is longer? The prenup, or the non-disclosure agreement attached to the prenup that comes into effect if there is a divorce?
     
  17. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    She's got Howard wrapped around her little finger. He's too terrified to lose her so he'll do anything to keep her happy. She could fuck all of the NY Knicks in front of Howard (something I'm sure he's fantasized about) and he still wouldn't want a divorce. She's holding all the cards and she will decide when or if she cuts loose.
    We've all heard him say in the past that..."If Beth does this or if Beth does that I'd have to get a divorce."

    So Beth ends up doing this and that and Howard just makes excuses.
     
  18. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Dlist, since you have your PMs turned off I resized EBs gif of your avatar if you want it animated

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  19. Time Bandit

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    I bet the argument was about "I want a baby"
     
  20. Yeahnolisten

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    I say she gets Chimneyland only because she wasn't smart enough to realize that there's no way on Earth she can maintain a monstrosity like that with Mom Caves money.