Spelling Stooopid with Sal......again!

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  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    So I'm preparing a delicious seafood salad for din-din and listening to the replay !! I like to torture myself :facepalm:
    The show is sooooo short now it's always in the same spot when I go back into my home office ....all I hear is the WUS or "Fred do I have to take a break" ....

    anyway....I'm listening to this ridiculous spelling lecture from Howard to Sal....another lame OLD TIRED bit that Sal or Benjy wrote and re-wrote and re-wrote....I call them "re-treads" ;)

    Hey, Howard...ALOT of people mispell Receipt and Receive....not so unusual...and SMART PEOPLE mispell these words too!

    IF Benjy wrote this lame "bit" again from the archives OR the Wrap Up Show (that's why Benjy sits in every day...he writes bits (fake ones) while these Yenta's yell and bicker with each other HOPING Howard's listening....:rolleye:

    I'm wondering why they didn't use thIS WORD that is so often mispelled...
    CONGRATULATE...or CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
    so many intelligent people spell this word with a "D"...Congradulate....Congradulation!!
    it really annoys me!

    almost as much as Sal pretending he can't spell! or pronounce "Elle"...
    MAYBE that would have been more believable or funny ....than using the word Receipt and Receipt AGAIN!

    I'm embarrassed for Howard actually...
    when u listen to how GREAT THE SHOW WAS year #1 , 2 and 3 were on Sirius....the ARTIE YEARS...
    when u listen to how GREAT THE LAST 2 years on TERRESTRIAL WERE???
    and now we listen to THIS SHOW??? oy vey ...
    it's REALLY SAD....

    A few weeks ago Howard asked Sal & Richard wtf are you knuckleheads doing back there and why do I PAY YOU again??
    Sal said they work on bits ALL THE TIME!! in his defense..

    so this is what he meant?
    all he did and does and Benjy does is RE-WRITE THE SAME TIRED OLD BITS...over and over and over again..

    "stupid Sal"..can't spell or pronounce names...Goofy JD can't complete a sentence...sounds like THIS on the WUS..
    (why doesn't Howard address that FATSO Jason on the WUS saying Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh .....when he opens his mouth!:c ) talk about THAT !

    I predict next week ? Sal's "miserable marriage with the hot wife" bit.....:facepalm:

    STOP torturing us Howard..hire some new writer's PLEASE!

    ps I HOPE Tim S. discovered this site !!!
    so he can EMAIL Howard "FAN FEEDBACK".....;)

    thank you
    peace & love
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Choke on the seafood salad, please.
     
  3. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    It's all he'll let them do. Like Tradio. It's intentional. He doesn't want listeners any more. I finally complied.
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    When BenBas rants, I chubb.
     
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    I have the attention span of a gnat.
     
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    Afganistand
     
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    Pink font, Benwa Balls no wait BenBas is a chick. And long rambling posts..just like a chick.
     
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    If they let loose sal and Richard it would be funny. Howard's ego is so out of control he can't stomach anyone being funny but him. Jealous Christ killer.
     
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    To be a fly on the wall when Sal and Richard goof on Howard. That must be some funny shit.
     
  10. goldphoenix

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    This was almost as amusing as Howard making fun of Maryanne from Brooklyn because he has a lower case "i" in her tattoo. Didn't beth just bet Biancas name tattooed on her wrist with a lower case "b"
     
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    I listened to the replay on Monday of a show from '06. They really shouldn't do replays of the early days of Sirius back to back with a new show. It highlights how much it sucks now. There was a lot of potential in the beginning. They could be doing all kinds of crazy, lewd things, but no, we are stuck with elitist bullshit.
     
  12. Matwiow

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    I hope Sal develops a death wish (job-wise) and during a 'full' three-day week, he just fucking goes off to the point where he can't be ignored. Start by making a horse sound or something when RaRa mentions Beth, and then when they talk to him about it, he just fucking says the most politically incorrect shit he can think of. Talk about the bowling alley. Tell Howard he's been a fag for the past three years. Just let him tap into his crazy Id, or ego, or whatever the hell it is that lets him say warped shit.
     
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    It might be a b or a 6, either way it looks like a self inflicted prison tat
     
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    That's the price we pay for Howard cleaning up the show and getting rid of off color jokes and non pc humor as much as possible in order to please his nbc family.

    Sal's only use now is for shit calls and the "Sal is stoopid" bit