Spent most of the night...

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    Sitting alone in a hotel room with my dick in my hand. :facepalm:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    So just another night in your life.

    You should write a book about it. :giggle:
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    david, the only mammal that has been in your bed with you in the past 15 years is Swifty.
     
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  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Don't forget the cat.
     
  5. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    Sorry, forgot to give you credit for your threesome
     
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    Dave, just how long a dry spell are we talking here?
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    That still counts as smoke damage, right?

    :c
     
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    lever's sex life is robust compared to dave's
     
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    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

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    Dave, you got the dry dick?
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I went without like 3 months back in 2001 (wife was super pregnant).
     
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    That sucked.
     
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    Virgin bro, waiting for the RIGHT one.
     
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  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Over or under 5 years?
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    :salute: and still together?
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Indeed. We've been a thing since we were teens.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    We had a bit of a scare with healths and things durring pregnancy (twins) but probably emotionally she was already done so the sex never came back.
     
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    it ebbs and flows for sure.
     
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    I have never been in the same room with a naked woman. :fil:
     
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    dave's drought is longer than the chargers' and padres' combined
     
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