Spent most of the night...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Mar 14, 2016.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    Sitting alone in a hotel room with my dick in my hand. :facepalm:
     
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  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    So just another night in your life.

    You should write a book about it. :giggle:
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    david, the only mammal that has been in your bed with you in the past 15 years is Swifty.
     
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  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Don't forget the cat.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    Sorry, forgot to give you credit for your threesome
     
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  6. Mack

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    Dave, just how long a dry spell are we talking here?
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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  8. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    That still counts as smoke damage, right?

    :c
     
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    lever's sex life is robust compared to dave's
     
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  10. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    Dave, you got the dry dick?
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I went without like 3 months back in 2001 (wife was super pregnant).
     
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  12. Mack

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    That sucked.
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    Virgin bro, waiting for the RIGHT one.
     
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  14. Mack

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    Over or under 5 years?
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    :salute: and still together?
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Indeed. We've been a thing since we were teens.
     
  17. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    We had a bit of a scare with healths and things durring pregnancy (twins) but probably emotionally she was already done so the sex never came back.
     
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  18. Mack

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    it ebbs and flows for sure.
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    I have never been in the same room with a naked woman. :fil:
     
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    dave's drought is longer than the chargers' and padres' combined
     
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