Sperm donor mistake, ugly retarded guy instead of smart professor.

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  1. Tiggs

    Tiggs Well-Known Member

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    Talk about taking a revenge on women....

    http://nieuwsblad.be/cnt/DMF20140211_00974289
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    A private Dutch sperm clinic impregnated up to 500 women with the sperm of a mentally handicapped Surinamese man by accident, it has been revealed

    The clinic was also caught falsifying records and storing semen in leaking tanks.

    Dutch woman Sonja Noordhoek went to the Humo Medical Center in Bijborp and had two children – a son and a daughter – with the help of the sperm bank. The donor sheet claimed that the sperm came from a Dutch man with two children and a university degree who grew up in South Limburg.

    “But while the children were growing up, they were getting darker,” says Sonja. The biological father was then discovered to be an autistic Surinamese man. Sonja said that her daughter did not inherit the mental disability, but her son has some degree of retardation. “I came into contact twelve half brothers and sisters, and ten of them have problems,” Sonja said.

    It turns out that the Surinamese man had donated more than was legally allowed, and that this seed was spread throughout the Netherlands and even exported to Austria. It is estimated that between 400 and 500 women have become pregnant with his rotten and corrupted seed.

    Jan Karbaat, the doctor who ran the clinic, is under criminal investigation.
     
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    Ok. So my first question is what the fuck is a sperm bank doing with retarded Reggie sperm in the first
    place?
     
  4. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    I think the women should quietly meet the doner in person and do it the old fashioned way, if its just that hubby or the b/f is shooting blanks.

    Take a weekend cruise.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    wtf?
     
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    Dude has 500 children :jj:

    Corrupted and rotten seed
     
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    Thanks for posting the link. That really helps..........:hammer:

    500 vrouwen zwanger van man die nooit donor had mogen zijn’

    Een Nederlandse privékliniek gaf vrouwen jarenlang spermastalen terwijl het een loopje nam met de medische voorschriften. Fiches werden vervalst, een donor met autisme leverde honderden stalen, en het sperma werd opgeslagen in lekkende tanks.

    Via de Nederlandse Sonja Noordhoek kwam Humo het Medisch Centrum Bijdorp van de Nederlandse dokter Jan Karbaat op het spoor. De vrouw kreeg een zoon en een dochter met hulp van de spermabank. Op de donorfiche stond dat de donor een Nederlandse man was met twee kinderen, een universitair diploma, opgegroeid in Zuid-Limburg.
     
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    That was to prove that you can't make this shit up:D:D
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    How does he even get the opportunity to donate? No screening process?

    That is some funny shit.
     
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    Sometimes it's just not nice to try to fool mother nature.o_O
     
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    They want to have a lower priced option. You only got $300, pick from the grab bag. They put in one white doctor for every hundred grab bags. The rest are retarded reggies. It's cheap and you have the chance at solid DNA. I think I'm going to start a business.
     
  14. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Someone has an evil sense of humor.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    OK, I can translate most of it, but what does the word "spermabank" mean?
     
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    This explains GP2.
     
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    That's what we are doing. I have a slight fertility issue and my husband shoots blanks. We just wrapped up month three and I test tomorrow.
    If it doesn't work as usual, we are moving on to a different, younger donor who isn't so impatient.
    We are debating "the natural way". Whether or not it would damage our marriage is the question. The new donor has offered to give me the high hard one.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    yikes... I wouldn't do that! Be careful
     
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    Is he hot?