Entertainment Spider-Man news for the faggot fanboys

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  1. Shithead

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    Being Spider-Man is impossible: scientists
    By David K. Li
    January 21, 2016 | 11:34pm
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    Killjoy scientists say Spider-Man cannot exist.
    University of Cambridge researchers found that it’s physically impossible for a man to scale walls — as a spider can — because people don’t have enough sticky surface area to support human weight.
    People would need adhesives on 40 percent of their surface area to scale walls without any help. The key is maximizing surface area while minimizing volume.
    In theory, researchers said, a person could walk walls with sticky shoes — size 114.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if they spent 1 or 2 million dollars on this research to prove humans can't become spiders?
     
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    fuckin scientists. they were wrong about global warming and they're wrong about this
     
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    They also say that Peter Pan isn't real too.
     
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    WUT7272G7C Space Chimp

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    Tom Cruise's arms looks similar to this lady.
    amiright?

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  9. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Lionel Richie and his party guests did it. Science is gay.
     
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    Spiderman has super sharp spikes that come out of his hands and feet. These people know nothing.
     
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    And how much of that money came from taxpayers.
     
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    So can someone be Batman? You're telling me that Spider-Man isn't possible? What about the yet another comic book movie Spider-Man vs Batman? :nooo:
     
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    You really posted that at 2am ..
     
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    Do you really need to keep saying the F word?
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    I'm wondering what OP's problem with comic books is? Did Spiderman fuck your girlfriend in High School or something?
     
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    Fuck that. So I suppose it's also impossible for Mr. Fantastic to stretch his limbs across the room as well? And the Flash couldn't exist because if a human could run that fast he'd burn up or some shit from the friction? Fucking scientists. I could go on but I don't think I can take any more disappointment today.
     
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    I would think the bigger issue would be the radiation poisoning after getting bit by a radioactive spider.