Entertainment Split Stream pee

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MrPACS, Jun 14, 2015.

  1. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    You orgasm, fall asleep ....wake up a few hours later and get up to pee only to spray urine all over the bathroom due to dried ejaculate. Sucks. What a mess.
     
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    I think you've just about said it all.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Been there, done that.
     
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    o_O
    And, your point IS......? :dontknow:
     
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  6. MrPACS

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    If I wasn't so lazy, I'd pee after my erections subsides......except that takes ~ 10-15 minutes. By the time that it does subside, I'm fast asleep.
     
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    No point; just an observation! :)
     
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    RIIIGHT!?!?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I try to pee during ejaculation to flush the system.
     
  10. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    :confused: Thank you for sharing?
    You are on fire today. You've been making me laugh all damn day! :hug:
     
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    Simple solution...sit down while you pee. If you feel hung up about it, don't tell anyone, but it works...according to wiggy, anyways.
     
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    Pro Tip .
    Turn to the side and hose the bathtub down.
    Much easier to clean up. :grad:
     
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    two bowls of split pleas soup to go



    beauty clark
     
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    i just pee outside if im worried about having some triple stream action shooting in every direction
     
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    That's cuz you're classy and shit. :grad:
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    and i just like peein outside :cool:
     
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    Try cleaning up after you jizz.
     
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    Wait! :omg: You said that was the sprinkler!!! :pissed:
     
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    If your wife was worth a darn, she'd make sure Little PACS was licked clean before she let you fall asleep. :coffee:
     
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