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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    It's obvious to me Woody Harrelson is the serial killer.


    On the surface, it looks as though Matthew McConaughey is the prime suspect, but obviously that can't be the case.


    Reason: Rewatch and consider every bit of dialogue under the assumption Harrelson is guilty...you will see it fits.


    That's all fuckers.


    What else do you want, a fucking video tour of my home?
     
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    Meh still too easy
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry VIP

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    I want you to go to jail.
     
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    Isn't McConaughey's character strangely reminiscent of Kilmer's in The Salton Sea?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I've never seen that show but I think Woody's gf/wife is hot as hell. I've seen her naked.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    How many episodes are there?
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    lock me up in solitary with mcConaughey.
     
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    Possibly, but Harrelson goes psycho in the ten years after his retirement...remember McConaughey advising the other detectives to stay busy if they get out, because most retired detectives are dead within ten years. I think in the final showdown McConaughey is going to have to kill Harrelson, and probably dies in the process.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Eight epis of this story, then two different A-listers go for another story. I think.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Also, I think McConaughey may still be an undercover police officer.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry VIP

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    Precisely.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    :jj:

    Tell me about the poster again?
     
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    I can't believe they chose to kill off Woody's character so soon in the series.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Jesus, motherfucker. WTF is wrong with you?

    Thanks for ruining the whole fucking show for me!! :cuss:
     
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    That was definitely fucked up. I sat there with my mouth on the floor for about five minutes. And the way it HAPPENED. :eek:
     
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    Who knew his wife would shoot him in the dick !
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    5* show.

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    Buttsex
     
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    That there's a juicy ass.
     
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    You can't beat logic like that.