sports vs scouts

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  1. banksy

    banksy Like a 40 degree day VIP

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    So my boy and I (I'm ass't coach) had little league practice around noon. Now we're at his cub scouts blue and gold banquet.

    The baseball team is MUCH more disciplined than these scout faggits. This is always the case. Bunch of fatty loud mouthed nosepickers in scouts.

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    Dick
     
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    my son did every sport he could but didnt want to do scouting

    i rejoiced
     
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    I was in the Scouts for one week and quit because there was this older Eagle Scout kid there that was a creepy fuck.

    My father told me I had to go back the following week and took me to the meeting.

    He got one look of the creepy 18 year old fuck wearing shorts with knee socks and he pulled me right out of Scouts.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    it's easier to get touched in scouts than little league sports.
     
  7. banksy

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    maybe. But not a liar. :nono:
     
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    thats what my daughter found out in brownies
     
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    Scouts are okay up to the webelo level. After that it becomes a little creepy and culty.

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    If you need further proof, animalgod claims to be an Eagle Scout.
     
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    God I hate you guys
     
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    I actually didn't do either, I grew up as an "ice hockey kid".
     
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    Capn Crud Apply directly to the forehead VIP Gold

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    I found my first Hustler magazine in the bushes at the church where my scouts meetings were held.

    That thing sure did come in handy
     
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    How do you use a magazine
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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    ya, you may as well send them to be a choirboy, at least you know what you're getting....:c
     
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    so at the end of the evening, the "pack master" (fat faggit in a khaki shirt) made an impassioned plea to donate to the district scouting group. he was literally in tears! Fat scout leader faggit pwnage! :cwl: