Squatty Potty we hardly knew yee

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Guess what company's deal with The Stern show just ended?

    After hyping the Squatty Potty ad nauseum for close to a year it was funny to hear Howard blow it off
    during Gay Ramon's phone call..

    Gay Ramon: 'hey howard i have been using the Squatty Potty it really works'

    Howard: ' meh...'

    Gay Ramon" " it is great for a power bottom like me"

    Howard then starts asking him if he has AIDS


    This time last year Howard would make up bullshit stories about having one in ever bathroom
    and would wedge it into ever fucking conversation he had..

    now... it's around
     
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    FSFN Well-Known Member

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    Anyone honestly know how shittens are doing?
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    love the Meh comment...LOL A few weeks ago...Robin , I talk to my squatty Potty everytime I doody, I say Hi Squatty, time to for the business! it comes out perfect everytime, I really love my sqautty potty!!! Robin...Robin?
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    To be fair Howard could have been day dreaming about huge cock. .

    Guess we shall see
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I'm curious to see how this unfolds
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am a weirdo cuz i am fascinated by how much pull howard has on the few fans he has left..

    they buy hook line and sinker into every worthless hunk of crap he pitches.. only to have howard not give a shit the second the checks stop coming in

    shit wonder how many idiots now have herpes because of the zillion ashley madison commercials run on his show ??
     
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    EvolvedMarbles Well-Known Member

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    Translation: the $___M pocket-change venture capital injection Howard's company made to Squatty Inc. has paid back. But not enough/not fast enough.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I can't wait until he starts shitting on snapple

    Actually I can wait, I don't really give a fuck
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    WTF

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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    howard is a classic used car salesman when it comes to promoting those who pay him (sharknado, youporn)
    so for him to not star crowing about those stupid fucking pottys the second someone else brings it up can only mean

    its over johnny.. its over
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    YouPorn's latest check must have cleared:

    Howard asked Mike if he has ever been on YouPorn. Mike hadn't heard of it. Mike asked if you have to put in your name and stuff. Howard said it's all free. Howard said it's all right there. Howard said you don't need more than 15 minutes so that's how long the clips are. Howard said they have it all there for free. Mike sounded like he was thrilled by that news. Howard said Mike needs a friend to tell him about that. Howard said he doesn't have a lot of male friends but they all talk about porn. Mike said he had to go to sex addicts anonymous. He said he was an addict at one time but not now. Mike said that his wife won't let him get away with anything. He said her phone is connected to her's so he can't get any pictures or anything. He said a real marriage is a good form of growth. Howard said it is. Howard said he's found that the person in his life is more important to him than the random affair or sex act.
     
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    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    He fired the owner then immediately started doing ads for one wipe charlie's, Shittens competition.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Richie never talks to me anymore for some reason

     
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    Is that for real?
     
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    Sometimes, you outta pass on those modeling offers....


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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    that was as fucking as cold as you can get...

    zero fucking v for anything anyone dose for him
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    very
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    would let her blumpkin me
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    did Howard really pretend to enjoy sharknado?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    hard to say.... he was on like 9 days from memorial day to .. what time is it now?