Squatty Potty

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  1. banksy

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    this guy makes 'em

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    this Larry Bird lookin' character uses 'em

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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  3. banksy

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    this guy says Squatty Potty shits are more robust

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    Seems counterproductive to take a dump with your shorts on
     
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    this fella's been talking about Squatty Potty recently on his radio show

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  7. beatlejaws

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    his wife made headlines with her riveting interview with Cameron Diaz
     
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    :omg:

    what were the headlines bub?
     
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    Lol, I was wondering what that was
     
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    This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
     
  11. Stew Nod

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    In theory it's not a bad idea...Humans are made to shit while squatting. Unfortunately the squatty allows you to mimic the proper way we evloved without having to squat. This is because most adults in the western world are weak and unable to squat. Thus, the weight bearing element is removed, rendering it as bunk IMO :grad:
     
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    now i know why the Asians at work were always standing on the toilet seats.


    saving money.
     
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    lol scientific result
     
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    signs like this were posted back in the early 90's.
     
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    I used to frequent a titty bar where the bathroom had no urinals or toilets....you would just pee on the wall and it would all go into a drain in the corner. I have no idea what you would do if you had to shit. I guess you would just do a "squatty potty" in the back parking lot on one of the dancers' car?
     
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    something about Charlize Theron using botox.
     
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    I see you have put alot of thought into this
     
  19. Stew Nod

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    about 3 minutes tops. plus I tried it with a step stool thing...LOL


    however, I do a lot of reading about things pertaining to our species becoming removed from our natural state and the detriment to our minds and bodies IMO
     
  20. TripTo My Taint

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    Better move that wood after every shit, or else it's going to have a yellow streak down the middle.