Squatty Potty!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Divorce Chicken, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    We bring in a lot of ad revenue Robin.

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  2. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    I'm not having a problem with my toilet, or any toilet
     
  3. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Are the toilets in trouble Howard?
     
  4. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    She's really gonna be pissed when she realises she forgot to drop her pants. :doh:
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...have you seen my cell phone anywhere? wait ive got to get my sunglasses.....hold it stop the car i forgot my squatty potty.
     
  6. 1Vegasgirl

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  7. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    I can't release without my feet above my head!
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  8. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    I count 2 left shoulder blades or is it 1 shoulder blade with a hideous growth attached?
     
  9. Wesmantooth

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    you just gotta laugh ur ass off at the quality of his advertisers :lmao:

    seriously if he had half the listening audience he claims he would be knee deep in fortune 1000 co advertising on his show. it really is the perfect barometer to gauge just how many listeners he has these days
     
  10. Roland Schwinn

    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016 Gold

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    She has multiple shoulder blades, to match her multiple clavicles. :grad:



    :lol: :haha:
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I bet she was pissed when she got to the modeling assignment only to be told she was going to be squatting on a potty, after bragging to her family and friends about landing an big new assignment.
     
  12. Kool

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    I might give this shit a shot.
     
  13. The Drumma

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    I wish I had the photoshop skills to put Beef's face on the squatty pottie girl
     
  14. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    :giggle:
     
  16. Mr Pink

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    How to replicate the squatty potty for free:

    Step 1 - While sitting on commode, bend at waist until desired 'anorectal' angle as achieved.

    Step 2 - Save the money and shame of owning a squatty potty.
     
  17. Wesmantooth

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    :backlol2:
     
  18. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Or just eat a heavy meal of Taco Bell with a hit of Mag Citrate for an after dinner drink and you'll get the blowout you've always wanted. Fuck ergonomics.
     
  19. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Or just lift knees up toward chest while sitting on the Crapper.
     
  20. EndOfLine

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