Squattypotty.com The next great advertiser on THSS ?

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Clearly it's in the Sirius ad sales team's wheelhouse. The only question is, can they close the deal?
     
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    Oh Crap!
     
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    How did you discover this site puppet?

    hilarious product btw
     
  5. GaryPuppet

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    One of my twitter peeps posted it. I figured it was the perfect advertiser for the show.

    Maybe they can donate some money for Howard to give out to his favorite callers like usual.
     
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    If you act now, you get a free box of shittens!
     
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    Shitmittens.com
     
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    i don't get it. why would i need a stool stool to squat over my shitter? i remember my wife telling me about reading in a yoga book that there's a shitting move were you squat over the toilet and latch your hands over your head a pull outward. i tried it and found out it helped make the longest turds. so sometimes when i feel a good one coming on, i use the method and send a pic of it to my mom. she gets so pissed.
     
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    The Sterns should pick up a dozen of these for the new Palm Beach mansion - never know which bathroom Beth will use for her weekly dump.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Next time you feel a lincoln log coming on, can you do this method and snap a pic for me? Id love to see the results.
     
  13. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I can't imagine the stench coming out of Beth's bathroom or could guess the amount of flushes it must take for all of that cable to leave her body.
     
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    will try to remember. :sdance:
     
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    I wonder if this is an Arab/Indian influence? They shit in holes on the floor.
     
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    "Healthy Colon, Happy wife!"
     
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    Asian
     
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    this concept h as been around at least 15 yrs i remember in the late 1990s a local afternoon drive show in miami had some guys on promoting a similar product called "nature's table". i take a ton of opiates and shitting is a big problem for me and i can tell you with absolute certainty their concept is correct. sitting down is not the right way to shit, when you squat it comes out a million times easier. no real pressure/squeezing needed, the shit basically just drops right out of you. its a weird feeling but its absolutely true.

    after looking at the site, this isnt exactly the same thing, its basically just a cheap footstool that goes in front of the toilet. dunno why it costs $20.00 the natures table thing goes OVER the toilet
     
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    Rectal itch

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