Srs ketchin for Chicago peeps

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Assume you just got off a train at Union Station and you have to get to Hammond, Indiana. Do you

    a) take a cab;

    b) take the CTA brown line over to the Randolph/Wabash station, walk over to Chicago Millennium Station and take the South Shore Line all the way over to Hammond;

    c) just say fuck it, buy a gun and off yourself; or

    d) other?

    Thanx. :hat:
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    1st!
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    take the gun and if you start going south, shoot yourself
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Doesn't count. You're not from Chicago.
     
  5. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    [video=youtube;Kucq5gxMjwA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kucq5gxMjwA[/video]
     
  6. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Take a cab to Millenium Station and then take the South Shore line.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Rent a car. Union Station has car rental places. Hammond is a ways away and you're gonna want to get out of there on your own time.
     
  8. Phan Neepack

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  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj: How is he doing that with his mouf?
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :hat:
     
  11. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    It wouldn't be option B, I'll tell you that much. :coffee:
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Why?

    Pick me up and take me to Hammond. Thanx.
     
  13. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Rent a car. That's the only option.
     
  14. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    There is no danger in taking the CTA to the Randolph/Wabash station. I just recommended taking a cab to the train station because it's freaking cold today.
     
  15. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Don't be an asshole! You'll chauffeur around every moron teenager in a 50 mile radius bu you won't help out ole vyb?
     
  16. skater76

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    You should stop in Gary and see Michael Jackson House.
     
  17. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm busy chauffering teenagers, I don't have time for that. :coffee: I wouldn't go to Hammond Indiana if it was the last place on earth. :worried:
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That was my impression as well. Hence, option c). :c
     
  19. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    What the fuck you going to Hammond for? Wanna meet at Freddie's steak house? I saw a sign a few weeks ago that said they hired one of Gordon Ramsay's hells kitchen chefs.
     
  20. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Now if you want some excitement you can go this way: Take the State St bus going south to 63rd then take the 63rd St bus going east to Dorchester then take the South Shore line.