srsly, does the world need a banana slicer?

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    wtf, we can't slice a banana without using an overpriced kitchen gadget? :facepalm:

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  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    What if the banana is oddly bent :wtf:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    epitome of laziness
     
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    :facepalm: Bananas are about the easiest fruit to peel and slice. Anyone who would buy this is probably so out of shape that the idea of eating a piece of fruit mortifies them.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Use the peel to shine your shoes.
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

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    Teeney needs one of these, but I think it would take all the fun out of eating bananas for her.
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My ex would cut herself anytime she picked up a knife (not deep enough IMO) so something like this would be perfect for a retard like her. She had great tits though. :toptip:
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    :pics:
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    No pics.....do a google search for "big titted bar whore" and I'm sure she's in there somewhere. :nojj:
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Get her to post here. I would enjoy seeing you and her fight on the board. :hhh:
     
  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I'm sorry about your husband's dick :console:
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    most people peel bananas incorrectly

    [video=youtube;nBJV56WUDng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng[/video]
     
  13. Stevie

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    [video=youtube;HktV2yGtLv8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HktV2yGtLv8[/video]
     
  14. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I knew how to do that.

    Did you notice that he has Monkeys on his boxers? :hhh:
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why are you looking at hizz boxers?
     
  16. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    now I did :jj:
     
  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    No fights.....I was the dummy that married her and since the divorce I have no idea how to get ahold of her nor do I want to. I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
     
  18. BrulesRules

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    Apple slicers are awesome, I don't really slice bananas though.
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Then GTFO of thizz thread...Sheeeeeeeesh.
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    Cuz itzz funny.