Staff Revelation 2006

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by kggtty, Oct 15, 2015.

  1. kggtty

    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    hey just wanted to spark some sort of conversation and view some opinions on this clips

    what was the strongest revelation?
    what was the weakest?
    you're favorite moment?

    strongest? idk tough to say, I guess I'd have to say artie but I have to say I feel like he stretched the truth and don't find every aspect of his revelation 100% believable. He probably has been in a 3 some or saw one in person while living in california, but I don't honestly believe it 100%. I mean he is a comedian on the howard stern show trying to deliver something great on their new satellite radio channel

    so i'd have to go with JD being a sick creepy pervert like we all have been at one point or another. i think the fact that his initial confession of spending 10 grand on internet porn was weak but howard dragging out the real truth of his screename being 'daba' and him jerking off to a woman getting her pussy eaten out by a dog makes it the strongest revelation

    weakest.. primarily the reason I started this thread is because listening to gary's revelation just pisses me off. I mean he is one of the main 'personalities' of the show and he comes up with some dime a dozen story where 2 massage girls left him & a friend of his hanging in the loom... this is a prime example of gary being totally one of the luckiest fucks alive. he totally hit the lottery being howard's pin cushion he hurls insults at.. he has a moment to tell a real secret and be entertaining and captivating on satellite radio and we get some lame predictable drivel. same goes for fred.. but I think fred actually has talent so he gets a pass

    enlighten me
     
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    :secret: they were all teeeeerible :secret:
     
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    what one was the one that Artie got squirted on?
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ok this thread backfired, all terrible? anything u can throw out to get ppl talking
     
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    The thread is fine it is the stern show that sucks :up:
     
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    Jason Kaplan revealing that he preferred jerking off to banging his girlfriend was the 2nd weakest. Howard's was the worst and I rarely liked Robin more than when she called BS on him.

    I wonder if Sal's bonus revelation was real. At some 1980s Long Island dance club he claimed to have jerked off into a drink and then offered it to a girl who had just broken up with him.
     
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    Gary has become somewhat of an entitled jerk over time but I have to wonder who else could have withstood being so completely shit on/badgered/humiliated for 20+ years without blowing up and/or just going full-on nuts. Howard took out all his frustrations at being mocked as a moron and stupid by his own father on Gary. I suppose it's a good thing that Howard never had sons--I can't even imagine how he would have berated them and how fucked up they would be.

    That said, Gary lives a lavish lifestyle he never would have sniffed at if not for the show, so there's that.
     
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    Artie's revelation was that he was in a three-some at a Hollywood Hills coke party where a guy shot his load on the back of a girl and his Peter North trajectory made it hit Artie in the chest. As was suggested, this story has probably 50% accuracy and 50% Artie BS.

    As for squirting, there was one time they had porn stars or strippers in the studio being fucked by some machine and one girl squirted and hit Gary in the eye. Couldn't happen to a better guy.

    Could you imagine them doing a bit like that in the new sanitized PC Stern Show? You can bet that won't be repeated because it might hurt Howard and Beth's chances to get invites to some celebrity weddings.
     
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    The "revelations" we're mostly terrible.
    Or fake (Artie's)
    But Howard's takes the cake as the most pointless.
    Fuckin nose job?!
    You suck, gay Howard
     
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    Robin was right that Artie was a huge kiss ass when he said Howard has a strong revelation.
     
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    Loved it when Robin called out Howard for his Captain Obvious "revelation" that he'd had plastic surgery done.
     
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    Also love it when he says he's had it and Artie goes 'is the hair real?' immediately. This is someone who sat 5 feet from him for years. So telling.

    FUCK YOU WIGWARD.
     
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    There were some good ones, but the Howard one was a complete joke. LOVED that they all busted on him. Yeah Howard, no one knew you had your nose done. :rolleyes:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I have to say, I loved Robin that day. Totally called him out on his BS.
     
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    Will deserves the "blame" considering he's the one that "okayed" the "revelations."

    I've used my quotations quota for the day--but I would have told Howard to go fuck himself.
     
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    Totally agree. It's just a shame that she's fucking terrible the other 99% of the time.
     
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    There's only two times she came through. Busting Howard on the plastic surgery "revelation" and calling out Beth as a gold digger....




    :snicker:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Howard's revelation should've been..."My young wife married me for my money and rich lifestyle."

    End of story. :snicker:
     
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    I love The Farside