Star Wars Episode 7 cast announced

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  1. chapped

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    The Star Wars team is thrilled to announce the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII.

    Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film.

    Director J.J. Abrams says, "We are so excited to finally share the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. It is both thrilling and surreal to watch the beloved original cast and these brilliant new performers come together to bring this world to life, once again. We start shooting in a couple of weeks, and everyone is doing their best to make the fans proud."
    Star Wars: Episode VII is being directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams. Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Bryan Burk are producing, and John Williams returns as the composer. The movie opens worldwide on December 18, 2015.


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    I am not excited for this lens flare in every scene movie. Fuck JJ
     
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    Oh! Oh! Andy Serkis is in the cast. That means there will be another significant CGI character in the movie. Possibly Jar Jar Binks' son? Serkis is the best actor ever in terms of CGI characters, but this is a Star Wars franchise.
     
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    the return on Jar Jar

    [video=youtube;EdS2kCUGvfo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo[/video]
     
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    Thank God Lucas has nothing to do with the screenplay.
     
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    It can only get better
     
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    J.J. Abrams. Nepotism at its worst. He'll fuck it up. At best, it'll be mediocre.
     
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    This is going to be hated worse than Ep. 1
     
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    That weird guy from Girls is in it. I hate him.
     
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    I look at it like this.. the franchise was already broken, and dead.

    So only one way to go from there
     
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    that is not even possible...
     
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    Lucasfilms still owes me the cost of admission for the last three snooze-fests. I think Episode VII should be offered gratis to anyone who, as a child, sponsored the original series and then had their hard-earned dollars stolen from them in the late 1990s early 2000s by George's child-like fascination with layer-upon-layer of CGI effects superimposed upon banal plot-lines.
     
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    [video=youtube;7zWNJHS9PBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zWNJHS9PBE[/video]
     
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    Aha! You're a "glass half full" guy! I wish I was that optimistic. My guess is that it will make a lot of money, but it will still suck donkey balls. :suicide:
     
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    the last 3 movies left nothing in the glass..
    it can't get worse is all i am saying
     
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    love Peter but why is he even looking at a script?

    ummm Peter did you forget your wookie line again?
     
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    Episode 3 wasnt all that bad. First two were unnecessary. But I think as a whole, theyre kicking a dead horse for whatevers left of any marbles to snatch.
     
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    So whats going on here you got a future nerd in here. When is he due? That is the last time he will see female genitalia haha oh triumph