'Star Wars: Episode VII' will take place 30 years after 'Return of the Jedi'

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  1. eliasbboy

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    http://starwars.com/news/star-wars-episode-vii-set-to-roll-cameras-may-2014.html

     
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  2. Gitfiddle

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    Here's a preview:

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  3. gwartney

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    It will never come close to living up to expectations. The original three are in a class by themselves.
     
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  4. Gitfiddle

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    The less Lucas is involved the better they'll be.
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It has also been confirmed that Star Wars: Episode VII is set about 30 years after the events of Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi, and will star a trio of new young leads along with some very familiar faces.


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  6. fletchman71

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    I have mixed feelings about these new SW films and the gossip going around on the possible actors. What made the first SW great was aside from a couple of well known actors(Alec Guiness and Peter Cushing) Lucas went with relatively unknown actors. JJ Abrams did the same thing with Star Trek though so who knows. Just as long as Lucas stays the fuck out of it they should be 100000000% better than ep. I, II and III.
    If you haven't yet see these reviews you should check them out. Put out by an awesome website called Red Letter Media where they do a lot of reviews and this Mr. Plinkett character's critiques of the SW prequels are right on the money.
    [video=youtube;ABcXyZn9xjg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABcXyZn9xjg&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    Leia's tits are gonna be pretty saggy.
     
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    Ooooh, for Emma I would set my blaster on "CUM". :jerk:
     
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    Lucas should have quit after American Graffiti
     
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  10. eliasbboy

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    As a kid did you EVER think you would say those words?
     
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  11. eliasbboy

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    My hand to God, I see one frame of JarJar and I walk out.
     
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  12. Gitfiddle

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    Reggie please.

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  13. eliasbboy

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    He DEFINITELY should have quit before Indy 4. :suicide:
     
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  14. Oderus

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    The first 3 Indiana JOnes movies were fantastic but they all have plot holes the size of shiv's anus.
     
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  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Ive only seen one Star Wars film...
     
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  16. Johnnykstaint

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    More disturbing than Jar Jar Binks is what the fuck happened to Carrie Fisher. She was a certified piece of ass in the first three. :facepalm:
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Indy 4 is worse than Phantom Menace

    There I said it
     
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    which one?
     
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    Indy 4 was a flaming shitpile as tall as Shiv's anus.
     
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  20. Stevie

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    Tha second one...
     
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