*********Star Wars Spoiler - Han Solo fucks Luke in the ass and jizzes on R2D2!!!!!!*********

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    You heard it here first. :grad:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    so JJ Abrams has a future in sci fi porn??? :yay:
     
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    R2D2 was originally built as a pleasure model :grad:
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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  7. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    He's the Sybian's great grand pappy.
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    I'm not condoning rape or anything but if Jabba the Hut didn't hit that he's a huge faggot.
     
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    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    I'll bet this is the only Star Wars toy Dark Friday doesn't have. You know he's going to have to buy one now to keep his collection complete.
     
  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    I seriously thought Luke would go to the Dark Side and allow Lando to honor of deflowering his anus.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    Nice try, asshole.
     
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