*********Star Wars Spoiler - Han Solo fucks Luke in the ass and jizzes on R2D2!!!!!!*********

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    You heard it here first. :grad:
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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  3. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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    so JJ Abrams has a future in sci fi porn??? :yay:
     
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    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    R2D2 was originally built as a pleasure model :grad:
     
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  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    He's the Sybian's great grand pappy.
     
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    I'm not condoning rape or anything but if Jabba the Hut didn't hit that he's a huge faggot.
     
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  9. Phil McKrakin

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  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'll bet this is the only Star Wars toy Dark Friday doesn't have. You know he's going to have to buy one now to keep his collection complete.
     
  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I seriously thought Luke would go to the Dark Side and allow Lando to honor of deflowering his anus.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    Nice try, asshole.
     
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