*********Star Wars Spoiler - Han Solo fucks Luke in the ass and jizzes on R2D2!!!!!!*********

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You heard it here first. :grad:
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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  3. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    so JJ Abrams has a future in sci fi porn??? :yay:
     
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    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    R2D2 was originally built as a pleasure model :grad:
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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  6. Phil McKrakin

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  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    He's the Sybian's great grand pappy.
     
  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'm not condoning rape or anything but if Jabba the Hut didn't hit that he's a huge faggot.
     
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  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'll bet this is the only Star Wars toy Dark Friday doesn't have. You know he's going to have to buy one now to keep his collection complete.
     
  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I seriously thought Luke would go to the Dark Side and allow Lando to honor of deflowering his anus.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Nice try, asshole.
     
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