Start the countdown, when will i be born?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethsZygote, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. BethsZygote

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    So now that Bianca is dead, mommy and daddy will need to fill the void in their lives.

    The only real question is am i already in mommies tummy, taking a cryogenic bath, or still to be laid...

    :c

    June 17 2013 will be my birthday. 11 months from yesterday.
     
  2. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Hello ice cream! How's it going in there?
     
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    No matter how much Beth wants one, Howard doesn't, and his happiness is more important than hers.
     
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    Nine months from this Saturday!

    count it , nothing but net
     
  5. Gena

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    I wouldnt be totally shocked if she wound up accidently [ on purpose ] expecting a little foal by the first of the year. If she can stop having pics done or going to stupid gatherings long enough to give wigs his weekly 10 second obligatory mercy fuck. [ meaning she might be knocked by the new year, not that the due date is then ]
     
  6. BethsZygote

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    do you think Howard flushes his condoms? I think she could figure out a way around howard nutting on her cervix.
     
  7. Pigsaw

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    This. :winner:

    Nothing... and I mean absolutely nothing is more important to Howard than Howard.

    He probably didn't even want his own kids. He's often said that he let Allison raise the kids while he was mostly in his bunker in the basement.
     
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    Howard's next wife was just born this year.
     
  9. Skeebosh

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    Piss off dog! Unless you end up at the Northe Shore Animal League you aint going nowhere.