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  1. Shithead

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    Funeral For Islamic Terrorist Gets A Surprise Ending From Funeral Director Error

    Islamic terrorism is famous for their stated love of death, destruction and the shedding of blood. They consider it a glorious honor to strap suicide bomb vests onto the bodies of men, women, children and anyone else who is stupid enough to sacrifice their lives to the moon god Allah.

    But as you will see in this funeral for one of their own fallen terrorists, there was an “unexpected surprise” awaiting them. Turns out they don’t like death, destruction and the shedding of blood so much when it’s their own.

    Someone should have told the funeral director to remove the suicide vest before holding the funeral….the last 30 seconds of this video will horrifically astound you.


    Not for the squeamish or those with adversions towards meat

     
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    Fuck em and feed em fish.
     
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    As long as they're blowing each other up and not anybody else.
     
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    is there any other words in whatever their language is besides Allah Ackbar?
     
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    The long Island Medium needs to get with some of these potential suicide bombers and have a meeting with former bombers so they can explain the disappointment of having your dick blown off and 70 virgins laughing at you.
     
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    Send in the hogs, they'll clean up the mess!


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    By "anyone else", do you really mean "white people" or just Americans in general?

    Because if that's what you meant (and I think it is) then I can probably get behind that. Oh, and Latina chicks are hot, so let's save them too.

    Everyone else can be blown up into pizza toppings for all I care, and I say that with tears in my eyes.
     
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    Mohummad Kellico (formely Tony Tiger) says Frosted Flakes are "Accccccccccckbaaaaarr!"
     
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    Thank you, come again.
     
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    Friday, Feel Good Thread. :grad:
     
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    *FIXED*
     
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    We need to exterminate all terrorists from the face of the Earth. No exceptions, no mercy. This is the only way. They will never negotiate, there will never be peace. These extremists groups raise their children to hate Americans, Christians, etc. They spend 24hrs a day on their hatred for those that do not hold their beliefs.

    Any American that thinks there is another solution is totally naive and will only awaken when there is another 9/11....and trust me there will be.

    The harsh reality is this....those who want peaceful solutions please understand this.....these terrorists would be-head your children and rape your wives in front of your eyes before doing the same to you.

    We need to exterminate all terrorists from the face of the Earth. No exceptions, no mercy. This is the only way.
     
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    Roly Poly Fish Heads . :hat:
     
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    What an ugly language, and religion. GFY terrorist assholes.
     
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    Zippity dooda, zippityay! My oh my what a wonderful day!

    And some people expect rational behavior from these savages.
     
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    Eat them up.....YUM!!!
     
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    They're all a bunch of Animals :grad: