Starting a 5 day water fast tomorrow

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Anyone have any questions or maybe experiences they want to share? I'll definitely keep you guys updated with how things are going.

    garypagetwo style :cool:
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Bro diet and exercise is all you need.
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    You're a fraud gary.

    And there's no world record.

    And Bobby says you're a twat
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    can i shit down your ex girlfriends mouth?
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Just eat and excercise the bare minimum for crissakes
     
  6. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Good luck gary
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I wish man but I keep slipping and going on binges. I need to correct my mistakes the hard way :/
    You're the fucking fraud, bro. I already have a legit Guinness World Record, what the fuck do you have?
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    why would you do that?
     
  9. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Do you got any nails?
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I have to do this, dude.
    Thanks Clutch. Stay true, brotha :)
     
  11. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Don't drown, Gary.
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I'm on a 12 week fitness program, but I've been binging like crazy lately. I need to correct my mistakes and move forward.
    Yes?
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I wont :) <3
     
  14. Cheri

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    The only thing you are going to do with a 5 day water fast is flush water weight. It will come right back.
     
  15. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Oh. Never mind then.
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    You'll die by day four
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Gary if i penetrated your ex-girlfriend would you be mad?
     
  18. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Gary, here's a real diet for you to try. Google Dave Drapers tuna diet. For real.

    Then go fuck yourself in Bob's corner.
     
  19. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    have you ever drank pee ?
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Gary there is a cum diet that Blaaaaarg can gladly show you how to do