Politics State of the Monarchy (Union ) address

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Any predictions for Tuesday night's SOTU address?

    Guess the number of times our Narcassist In Chief will say the word "I".

    My guess is 50.

    Guess the number of times he will say "United States" (or US).

    My guess is 25.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    50?

    More like 150
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Evil tyrant gets to lie about how he's purposely destroyed the greatest nation on earth
     
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    I was trying to be conservative. If the address is 50 minutes long - that's one a minute.
     
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    Think he'll use his "Islam is a religion of peace" routine?
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I think he averages more than that in his sleep
     
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    Get the fuck off of it. He's no worse (or better) than any president we've had in the last 30 years.
     
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    The First Lady will be seated with a refuge. Still trying to sell that shit. He'll talk more about the poor muslums and barely mention San Bernardino. Fucking piece of shit.
     
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    Guess how many times the cocksucker will say "Islamic Terrorist," "Muslim Extremist," or a combination thereof.
     
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    So does that mean he will talk about himself more or less than the great country he oversees?

    Do you think he's going to humiliate the Supreme Court again, in front of the whole world? That was fun last time it happened. I don't recall ever seeing a Pres do that before.

    Do you think he will address the empty chair by name? My guess is he will say the person sitting in the empty chair is invisible, and their name is really "Blanky".

    WRT him being worse - sure he is. Clinton was better, Reagan was better. The Bush's sucked and Carter was a clown - like Obamalama. Nixon was a better President than Obama.

    But time will judge him - not me. If he can avoid a war or a major terrorist attack before he exits he will be considered good. If we get attacked or have to defend one of our allies due to this knuckleheads lack of a foreign policy he will be judged as bad.
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    0.0.

    There's a better chance he will say domestic terror than say Islamic terror
     
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    I've never watched one of these things
    true story
     
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    By contrast, how many times does Donald Trump say "I"?
     
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    Somehow, he will shoehorn gun control into the speech.
     
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    Gonna do a victory lap, whisper "Hail Hydra", drop the mic and

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    I'm also predicting he suspends the 3rd Amendment, drafts ISIS and then quarters them in everyone's house during the encore.
     
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    You guys hate him so much yet you'll be sitting around counting.... lol:lully::taffer:
     
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    I have a saw buck bet him crying again.
     
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    You're truly daft if you honestly believe that. :facepalm:

    I could point out why till the cows come home but just one example: Obongo has done everything in his power to be a divisive force amongst the American people.

    Race relations are worse than they've been at any point since the 50s.

    He's a Marxist asshole who hates the principles this country was founded upon.

    FUCK. HIM. And his ugly America-hating wife too.
     
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    Right wingers are unbelievably stupid.

    Off the charts, brain damage territory.
     
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