Stay away from Hot Pockets.

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    8 million pounds of "meat" recalled.


    WASHINGTON, Feb. 14, 2014 – Rancho Feeding Corporation, a Petaluma, Calif. establishment, is recalling approximately 8,742,700 pounds, because it processed diseased and unsound animals.

    This is a Class I recall

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    if you live California, Florida, Illinois, Oregon, Texas and Washington you should stay away from Hot Pockets.


    Uh-oh. :c
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Oh hey, thanks 12 hours later...
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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  4. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    The supermarkets here have been leaving voice mails for everyone.
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    who the hell clicks on the 2nd page anyways. :fil:
     
  6. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    fuck hot pockets

    i fuck hot pockets
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I heard they're leaving them on the store shelves and just changing the box to read "diarrhea pockets".
     
  8. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    How do they know the meat is diseased if nobody has gotten sick? :fil:
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Thanks, Gaffigan.
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I like eating the meat of crazy animals. :smile:
     
  11. Markijuano

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    Good thing I don't eat like a 12 year old
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    Hey, whoa. No need for the cheap shots, bro. :c
     
  13. banksy

    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

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    You play with a 12 yr old's toys though.
     
  14. Bro

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    I just bought a whole basket of hotpockets.
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Dave is emptying his freezer.
     
  16. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    hotpocket is what i called my girlfriend in high school.
     
  17. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Sorry bro but my fridge and pantry are sorry enough without that junk
     
  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Now what am I going to eat?
     
  19. Markijuano

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    So? I can eat peanuts too bub
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Dude, I've never eaten one of those things.

    I'd rather eat my own feces. And it sounds like my own feces would be healthier.

    :c