stealing and nursing in target

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    so i go to target today to escape the horrors of the walmart crowd.
    walking past the baby aisle, i see two chicks, one with an infant laying in her arms.
    i look closer, and the kid is nursing on a fat boob - not covered with a blanket or diaper. just standing in the middle of the aisle with a kid suckling her floppy tit :facepalm:
    so i go over to produce.
    a young mother with a small child walks up to the apples, nonchalantly picks out a nice juicy one and hands it to the kid, and walks away.
    now maybe i'm old school, but please be a little more discreet, both when nursing and when stealing produce.
    thank you.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's a good story
     
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    :no:
     
  4. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i didn't see anything good to eat in the deli.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    didn't read :dancin:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    go to white Target next time
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wait wait wait

    Your Target has apples? :wtf:
     
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    Your Target has PRODUCE?
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    The chicks in Target are 10x hotter than the fatties in Walmart is the sole reason I go to Target over Walmart :grad:
     
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  10. geo

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    thnx i'll take that into consideration
     
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    I think all guys would be ok with less discrete nursing and couldnt care less about an apple.
     
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    And a dairy section too, apparently.
     
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  14. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    and there is no yelling across the store for your spouse or your kid. goddamn i hate that. :pissed:
     
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    When my crazy uncle went to the supermarket the first thing he would is go to the cookie aisle and open one of the packages but leave it on the shelf. He constantly go back to that aisle and swipe a few cookies from the pack each time. He'd pay for everything else, but always swiped the cookies for some reason.
     
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    Its definitely a different slice of humanity.

    @Schmoopy can work there when one eyed pappy closes the store :grad:
     
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    Hooper45 Shit Mult Banned User

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    That shit ain't nothin engaged duck gotta dairyman back home that makes house calls
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Always talent at Target. Even one of the cashiers at the Target by me is a smoke show.

    Also, any Publix in the same shopping center as an LA Fitness is a gold mine for hot chicks.
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I don't have a problem with the nursing. And the apple? Well it's wrong on principle but if it kept the kid quiet I'm sure no one would really care.