So I'm watching the ND-Pitt game with my two dogs. A commercial comes on and I head to the bathroom. One of my dogs follows me, but I don't really pay attention... I pull down the sweatpants I'm wearing, do my business and pull them back up... ...and feel this huge thing in them....turns out my dog had snuck up behind me, dropped her nylon chew toy in my sweats while I was whizzing and left, quick as a wink. I know telling this will not go well for me in this thread but it was funny as hell.