Stealth Dog

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Nov 3, 2012.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    So I'm watching the ND-Pitt game with my two dogs. A commercial comes on and I head to the bathroom. One of my dogs follows me, but I don't really pay attention...

    I pull down the sweatpants I'm wearing, do my business and pull them back up...


    ...and feel this huge thing in them....turns out my dog had snuck up behind me, dropped her nylon chew toy in my sweats while I was whizzing and left, quick as a wink.

    I know telling this will not go well for me in this thread but it was funny as hell.
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    No, it's good. I loved the story. Tell it again!
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I once shoved my friends cats squeaky toy up my ass...
     
  4. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    You guys are making a mockery of this Drama in Real Life:facepalm: