Stephen Hawking needs to lighten the fuck up

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    fucking not a week goes by without Captain Shit In My Pants .. blesses us with his gift of Debby Downer....
    It took me a fucking year to teach my dog to take a shit outside and now I have to worry about short selling my house and leaving the planet? Maybe he should stick to figuring out Quantum entanglement to help us get 4k porn post haste!
    and put a drool catcher on for fuck sake, theoretical physicist my ass...he is just pissed that Einstein could jerk off his own wang.... for fuck sake

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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Put yourself in his position and see how you feel about things.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    This is true
     
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    Wow, those Brits really do have nasty teeth.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    in what ALS?
     
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    When he dies, he will receive total consciousness.

    So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Yup. Crumple yourself up in a wheelchair unable to move for 40 years. The only thing he has going for him is he pulls nice pussy because of who he is. He puts GaryPuppet to shame. I admire the guy.
     
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    Same thing my bartender has been saying for years....not very impressive or profound
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    How do you know I am not in a wheelchair?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    cuz i am not... but i can be lazy ... i once sat and tried to use The Force to grab the TV remote for a full 5 mins before giving up and deciding to just watch what was on TV rather then get up and use my legs
     
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    Maybe you are, but odds are that you're still not as bad off as he is.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I've done that before.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Have you contemplated the universe?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    every 5 mins
     
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    Did you figure anything out?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    the quantum universe's scale and its laws
    do not mesh with Einsteins theory of Relativity

    and it bug me how the laws of physics break down in a Black Hole past its event horizon
     
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    What are you saying??????

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    Doesn't take a genius to make that prediction. science fiction has predicted this stuff for years. The interesting thing is how much science fiction actually happens. Space flight, crazy weapons, the abilities of computers and sensors...etc. it was a big deal back in the 60's when they were talking to a computer and it carried out commands. Communications using a hand held device with video was way out there. Even the ability to cloak an object has become reality since science has figured out how to bend light around an object. Science fiction has long predicted that technology would be our undoing. It's not that far of a stretch.
     
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    Someday you will be able to use the force to pick something up. Your brain will be linked to a robot that you can control with thought. People are already moving robotic limbs by thought. The TV will be connected to you. All you'll have to do is think about changing the channel and it will.
     
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    Very funy man..will he be on Gilberts next podcast????