Stern admits he is desperate to make love to wife..

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jun 5, 2014.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    and says he would fuck her during her period because he is a real man. The wife will hear none of it. :grad:
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    that's because she's too busy banging Stamos
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    dude's can't get a period.
     
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    Beth and him ain't fucking period end of sentence.
     
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    that better be a food
     
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    The only periods beff gets are at the Ranger games. :dontknow:
     
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    He's just saying that shit for his audience, most of whom still think he's straight. He craves the cock.
     
  9. Ruffypup

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    Howard also admitted to being so barbaric that he would fuck his wife if she pooped on the bed because real men do that.
     
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    The wig doesn't fuck, he gets rammed by ralphy cakes. The wig is a bottom. :secret:
     
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    He's a germaphobe and we are supposed to believe that he would bang a chick on her period? He also said he wouldn't use a condom which is bullshit since he is so paranoid he hides them from his wife.
     
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    this
     
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    I was skipping through the jonah hill interview on youtube and heard Hamptons ask Jonah if the lead fairy of maroon 5 had a big penis, and it sounded so stilted and awkward that Robin for the first time said "Why do you want to know, Howard" -- like even she is starting to smell a rat, assuming she hasn't known all along. The guy is obsessed with man cock.

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    Lies. Howard stays hard by thinking about other men banging his wife. He admitted to Sal.
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    Nacho says she's a pushover. Always a sure thing. Someone tell Wiggy to call Nacho, he'll give him the roadmap.
     
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    Howard is the real victim?
    :bigcry:
     
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    Classic over compensation of an in denial homosexual.:toptip:
     
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    All Howard wanted to do is wear sneakers to school
    :bigcry:
     
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    I do feel sorry for him about that.