Stern advises 15 year old Paris Jackson to get a career

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    and she won't have time to think about hurting herself. #AmericasJudge
     
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    How about writing poetry? :dontknow:
     
  3. Groucho Marx

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    That kind of parental advice is why his daughters love him so much.
     
  4. AlPachinosBaby

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    In related news, Miss Jackson has stated that she will take over Mr. stern's career in radio since he seems to be doing nothing with it.
     
  5. Chuck Kongo

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    How about something realistic like supermodoe/animoe activist/trophy beard?

    Like Beff?
     
  6. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Sounds like sound advice to me, Paris.

    Sincerely,
    Kurt Cobain
     
  7. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    stupid advice from an old out of touch man
     
  8. MISERABLE66

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    But what if she gets a career in hurting herself?

    Shes a tortured girl. She cant believe, she is who she is.
     
  9. knu3421

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    become perez jackson
     
  10. GaryPuppet

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    Maybe Paris should move to Israel or Vietnam to get away from her wacky family like some other females have in the past.
     
  11. skylarbrie

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    oh no you didn't
     
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    Yeah! We wouldn't want to see Paris posting countless pictures of herself intoxicated performing lesbian acts or with a guy of questionable intentions! Like other spoiled brat daughters of other pathetic washed up celebrities.







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  13. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    How about doing backup vocals on, " Son of Zoo Za Zoo" ?
     
  14. dawg

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    Hi said Madonna's daughter was Hot when she was 13.