Stern: After my GF broke up with me, I fucked her best friend...

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  1. urbanshocker

    urbanshocker New Member

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    For a guy that claims that he never got laid, he sure did a lot of fucking.
     
  2. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Empty Barrels make the most noise...........
     
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    Yeah, sure he did.
     
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    [video=youtube;-x3TMBeX-ws]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x3TMBeX-ws[/video]
     
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    This is his pathetic attempt to fit into the "Hip" Crowd in his new school......Hollywood High.
     
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    welcome to fantasy island
     
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    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story ~ Arthur Steven Lange, Jr.


    or was it Mark Twain?:cool:
     
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    Douglas Quaid: Ever heard of Rekall? They sell those fake memories.
     
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    wiggy must think hes a hot bitch lollllllllllllllllllll
     
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    It's called "revisionist history." (in the negative usage).
     
  11. IlluminatiJones

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    I don't know if this is just stating the obvious, but Artie was always......................aside from his meltdown era...................a much better storyteller than Howard ever was.

    There, I said it!
     
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    In a heavy brogue........"BRILLIANT!!"
     
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    Who is he telling these lies to? Beth couldn't possibly listen to the show, and his fans know better. Is he telling these lies to himself in the hopes that the little lie seeds will become blooming bullshit bushes in his brain if he plants enough of them?
     
  15. Beth143nacho

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    Even in the unlikely event that this is true, what is this, high school?

    What an out of touch loser
     
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    He's making up ridiculous stories now. Really your girlfriends friend fucked a young Jew Pelican, I don't think so. I almost feel sorry for him that he has suck low self estilde that he has to make shit up from the past. No one is going to betray their best friend to sleep with that little dick praying mantis. What must Fred think when he hears these stories. I'm convinced he has to hate Howard on some level.
     
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  17. IlluminatiJones

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    "estilde"?

    :uscratch:

    Also, it lets the world know beyond a shadow of a doubt that there was absolutely no "between Allison and Beth" tear whatsoever.

    It would be like learning to play "Eruption" on guitar, but then going back to the intro to "Smoke on the Water" instead.

    It would be like Mark Wahlberg hitting on Beth.
     
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    Part of Stern fan jargon. I think it was Evil Dave that said it.
     
  19. mike25

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    I've been thinking about that recently. on one hand, you can argue that howard gave the guy a life, a job and a wife.
    on the other hand, after 30+ years, they're still uncomfortable with each other. fred never talks or socializes with howard. he seems to have a better relationship with gary and john hein.
     
  20. AuntDolly

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    It's amazing that a man pushing 60 still incessantly talks about his high school experiences. WGAS/WGAF?

    Therapy's really workin for ya, Howchie.