Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jul 16, 2014.
1. Dirty talking
2. Hugging and kissing
3. Dry Humping and Massages
4. Handjobs and fingering
5. Oral sex
6. Sex toys
7. Anal Sex
Just put on the condom, 4 sex positions in 5 minutes, done.
It seems like a contractually obligated minimum sex exchange.
"We have our thing (perfunctory contract-sex) and it works!"
Would oral sex be "demeaning" to Beth, if Nacho was the recipient?
Stern considers marriage a business agreement.
Howard doesn't need a wife who's available to him sexually, like he's King Tut.
I think even the awful, passionless sex you're describing is a thing of the PAST. I doubt they've done it at all in years.
God bless women. And gay dudes i suppose, if thats what you dig... But it amazes me that any human would ever, for any reason suck a dick. The fact that some chicks actually enjoy giving head, may be the best argument for a God i have stumbled upon.
Thanks ladies. I love you.
Those are Beth's rules. Anything goes for Ralph.
8. Wife doesn't shit ever!
Are you kidding?
I am 99.9% hetero and I would suck his dick.
you're over counting by 3. MISSIONARY in the dark and its over...
No you're 100% fag
I found it quite telling that when Takei met Stern for the first time George's gaydar went off.
What??.....no special and *uniquely* "scripted" role playing mental gamES?
Fred, half-jokingly, once said the same thing. I think that most people don't even need astute gaydar to figure this one out.
I think having some arm candy is much more important to him than having a loving relationship with a woman. He keeps saying how hot Beth is, but they live in separate wings of his mansion. They are only together for photo opportunities.