Stern all but gives away his sexless marriage.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jul 16, 2014.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    #Ronnierulez
     
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    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    No...

    1. Dirty talking
    2. Hugging and kissing
    3. Dry Humping and Massages
    4. Handjobs and fingering
    5. Oral sex
    6. Sex toys
    7. Anal Sex

    Just put on the condom, 4 sex positions in 5 minutes, done.

    It seems like a contractually obligated minimum sex exchange.

    "We have our thing (perfunctory contract-sex) and it works!"
     
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  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Would oral sex be "demeaning" to Beth, if Nacho was the recipient?


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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Stern considers marriage a business agreement.

    #googleit
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard doesn't need a wife who's available to him sexually, like he's King Tut.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think even the awful, passionless sex you're describing is a thing of the PAST. I doubt they've done it at all in years.
     
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    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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    God bless women. And gay dudes i suppose, if thats what you dig... But it amazes me that any human would ever, for any reason suck a dick. The fact that some chicks actually enjoy giving head, may be the best argument for a God i have stumbled upon.

    Thanks ladies. I love you. :hat:
     
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    Those are Beth's rules. Anything goes for Ralph.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    8. Wife doesn't shit ever!
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    Are you kidding?

    I am 99.9% hetero and I would suck his dick.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    you're over counting by 3. MISSIONARY in the dark and its over...:coffee:
     
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    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No you're 100% fag
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    tomato

    tomahto
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker:
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    I found it quite telling that when Takei met Stern for the first time George's gaydar went off.
     
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    What??.....no special and *uniquely* "scripted" role playing mental gamES?

    .............. :whistle:



    ... :bigthink
     
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    Fred, half-jokingly, once said the same thing. I think that most people don't even need astute gaydar to figure this one out.
     
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    I think having some arm candy is much more important to him than having a loving relationship with a woman. He keeps saying how hot Beth is, but they live in separate wings of his mansion. They are only together for photo opportunities.
     
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