Stern and AGT Judges on Today Show this morning

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  1. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    Heidi was going to give Howard a kiss proving that she likes him and Wiggy was very uncomfortable, saying he's a married man. He was pushing her away. She even fell off the chair by his resistance. Sorry for crappy camera phone pics. Maybe someone can get the video for this.

    EDIT **SteveZoo found the actual video. http://www.today.com/video/today/52694028#52694028

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    "hands away from the wig"

    look at the terror in his eyes
     
  3. jimbronie

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    Boy NBC must have had to cough up another 500k for him to do an appearance.
     
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    man what a pussy....it's a fckn joke, he's terrified that Horseface might get offended/upset/mad/sad?
     
  5. Thelma

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    But it's OK for "married man" Wiggy to jump on Matt Lauer's lap and lay a big ugly kiss on him ...

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    It's like right after he got married when Artie started reading the Ashly Madison live commercials on the show. Fuckin' pussy whipped.
     
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    :winner:
     
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    :rofl:

    Excellent point!

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    Wow. This is beyond absurd now.
     
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    Two things going on here. First, Howard hates physical contact of any kind. So having a beautiful woman try to kiss him gets him crazy. That and the fact that he's gayer than Elton John. Second, she's got a hand full of "hair" and we all know that Howard guards his hair like his money. No one except the most trusted people get anywhere near it. So it's natural he panicked. Gay man is repulsed by a beautiful woman and bald man is nervous about anyone touching his "hair".
     
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    ewwww his lip implants are just so goddamned creepy. blech.
     
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    [video=youtube;o8nfXZukpgY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=o8nfXZukpgY&t=93[/video]
     
  13. CCMaguire

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    You MUST see the video for this. He was holding her back with all his strength.
     
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    ...beth has laid down the Klum edict!
     
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    i honestly don't think she has anything to do with it. Howard does not want that beautiful woman anywhere near him. :uscratch:
     
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    Yeah, because "the joke" is that he really doesn't want to kiss Matt, so then it's ok. But with Heidi, he might get so excited he couldn't control himself.

    It's only fun and funny if you're not enjoying yourself. :grad:

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    Hoohoo.

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    Heterosexuality am his kryptonite.

    Did she just out-Stern Stern with an attempted hetero-smooch?!? If so......................:up:

    I love that he said he's a married man, but left out the part where their primary residences are going to be roughly 1,000 miles apart. :jj:

    And how instantaneously would Beefus agree to make out with..............................any Hollywood A-Lister, whether it's for a bit, or for realsies, or for charity, or just because?

    We're really gonna need to see video of this.

    :cmon:
     
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    How the mighty have fallen.
     
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    A supermodel palying around and trying to give him a harmless friendly kiss makes him uncomfortable.

    Yet he takes it upon himself to sit on Matt Lauer's lap and kiss him.

    makes alot of sense. Also do you think for one second Beth would care if Heidie gave Howard a playful kiss. Actually she would pretend to "care" and use it as an excuse to shut out Howard for another week
     
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    I wish the last pic was clearer. It looks like he is making "that face" by Beth.