Stern asks Jon Stewart

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Why he lets his slaves escape the plantation......
    ......and why he doesn't sign them with his production company.

    Jon said he is happy when people leave his show and do well......unlike the weaved fraud.
     
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    How big is his girtthhy veining delichiousth kawk?


    wait, is thing on?
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    He is always astounded when people aren't control freaks, and worried about hoarding as much money as they can....
     
  4. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    In the Wig's defense, its very unusual for Jews to leave money on the table like that...
     
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  5. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Howard always goofed on Stewart and The Daily Show.
    Early 2000's Howard and Artie had a discussion about how/why Jon got amazing press with such a tiny audience. Tubby had the correct answer. If the (lefty) media loves you then you get lots of amazing press.

    Howard stole that strategy!
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    $50,000 a year or $500,000 a year?
    Which would you take?

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    Jay exposed Howard as a cheap dishonest cock sucker.
     
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    Stewart probably:
    Doesn't have to worry about people talking about what a dick he is to work for.
    Doesn't need the halls cleared when he leaves the studio after taping.
    Doesn't have wig secrets to hide.
    Spreads the marbles around a little bit.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Jon, have you ever heard the phrase "in perpituity"?
     
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    Soooo Right Nemo......Howard is Such a Cheep Fucking Jew.....I Got douche chills when he was talking about the animal shelter today and Rachel Ray gave all
    her animal food Profits to that worthless charity, when that cheap fuck Howard could have easily payed for that with just 1 season's pay from his part time job, at AGT.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    The few minutes I heard of this, all I heard was Stewart saying y-y-y-yeah or ri-ri-ri-right as responses.
     
  11. Rob0729

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    I love how in one breath he tells Stewart he should have a piece of all his alumni shows and movies and in the next breath slams Oprah for taking a piece from people she discovers and gives shows to like Rachel Ray, Dr. Oz, and Dr. Phil.
     
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    First Wiggy would have to hire someone capable of leaving and doing well on their own
     
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    There was Billy West. I bet it burns Howard that he is successful and he doesn't get any money for Billy's success.

    I bet he called Paul Giamatti and told him he wants a piece of his Amazing Spider-Man 2 royalties since Howard "discovered" him.
     
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    That's the problem with Howard, and why he can't hire anyone worth a shit to be on his show. He cannot stand them doing anything on their own. He can't even stand when friends of the show go on other shows or do something on their own. Best buds with Dee Snyder until Dee took a little radio job.
     
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    Stewart is smarter on a bad day than Howard ever was. So what if he's not as rich? At least Jon Stewart is respected and liked by people other than hangers on.
     
  16. Rupert Pupkin

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    Stewart is an Executive Producer of "The Colbert Report"

    He is getting paid $$$$ for that.
     
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    It is the only thing if I am correct, but Howard thinks Stewart should have produced The Office, Jon Oliver's show on HBO, The 40 Year Old Virgin, etc. He feels Stewart should have had a piece of everything his former cast will ever do.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Yes. I just heard a replay of the interview on my drive home from work.

    The question was stupid when I heard it. Howard does not understand that if you are not the producer like Norman Lear or Gary Marshall or the CSI and Law and Order creators, then you don't get a piece of the pie.

    Howie does not understand that its not the Gambino crime family taking 15% of a show because Johnny was your former boss. I believe that Oprah produced her offspring's shows, thus she gets a cut.
     
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    OK. I have no feelings about Stewart either way. I just figured he might say something other than stutter-type answers.
     
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    Best thing about this interview were a couple of unintentional(?) points Stewart made:

    1) He has to be in to direct the writer's meetings (something wiggy doesn't do), from Mark's Friggin:, "He (Stewart) said that if you don't do that they (the writers) can't have clarity. He said if you can't give it all the attention it deserves then someone else can do it better." So who should sit in wiggy's chair :dontknow:

    2) On talks about re-signing JS was asked about taking a leave for a year (something one assumes wiggy threatens SXM with in negotiations), JS responded that there is no taking off a year from a topical show, there is no way you can come back :jj: