Stern astonished by people that have keys to their parents house.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I mean what is this? :facepalm:
     
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    They don't want Howard walking in on them while they're in the sex dungeon. Parting the hairs, Ben.
     
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    People who eat meat and have keys to their parents house are so un-evolved.
    People who build cat castles and portion almonds are truly of a higher class of human.
     
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    :za:
     
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    It's quintessential Plughead knee-jerk projecting and/or doth-protest-too-much dissimulate bullshit. This, as well as straight up lying that his daughters entire trust-funded Chet Haze existence isn't 100% on his dime. That SOMEHOW all of us lemming rubes who were stupid enough to buy lifetime Sirius subs and equipment on this flim flam, hypocritical huckster snake-oil salesman's empty promises will somehow believe that his perfect daughters are somehow 100% self sufficient and gainfully employed???

    Wigward has this projectile move where he likes to tediously goof on people who get along with their parents and spout all this "live in your parents basement blah blah blah" tired, trite, cliche stereotype horseshit (ya know, Wolfie at Thundercat-con....har har har) at any and everyone but himself. When in fact, he's channeling HIMSELF and his shiftless and vocation-less JAP offspring.

    Who the fuck doesn't have keys to their (grand)parents, or neighbors, or siblings, or best friends house in case of emergency?? He's either the most disconnected boy-in-a-bubble butt-crack or he's lying his flim-flam ass off again?? My guess is it's BOTH column A and B!
     
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    Howard does not approve of this thread.
     
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    I Have the keys to my parents , sisters and best friends house . He has flipped his wig on this topic . Fuck him on the comic con stuff too. It costs money for those shows and the majority of people and families are working people who go to those shows. Hoo Hoo only wishes he could go but horsey has to keep him at home to watch the bacholor. What a man .....
     
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    BINGO, great addendum to what I was ranting about, sir! AND you're great addition to the site. You got "rookie of the year" written all over you more than Anthony Davis did!
     
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    Black Sabbath Nothing to prove

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    I have them also....
     
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    I have keys, the alarm code and the call code.

    Wiggy is just a dis connected loser.

    I don't have keys to my brother's house or vice versa because we aren't that close. I believe this is the area wiggy falls into.
     
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    I have keys to my parents house

    I drink in a pub just around the corner from their place--I will often just walk there and crash in my what was my bedroom

    it's cheaper than a cab-safer than driving home loaded-and my mommy will make me breakfast in the morning
    win-win-win
     
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    Not only did in have keys i didn't need to knock out call to say I was coming over. Their house was my house too.
     
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    please explain your lack of love/ trust of a sibling...
     
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    Even his parents want nothing to do with them. When the power went off a few years ago they couldn't leave any faster.
     
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    Can you imagine having to live with Howard? he has very weird rules on food and other crap. Ben and Rae are better off sitting in a dark house in the cold.
     
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    Howard's sister has the key.
    She takes care of her parents.
     
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    Is it because of his beer can thick cock? Does he make more money? How much more money?
     
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    I think this was part of the Benjy & Elisa Ann Schwartz interview with HS...where Howard also said that his parents LOVE Beth. I'm sure Ben and Ray Stern are politely appreciative of Beth and her cat stench..and that they treat her like they would any of Howard's close associates....but LOVE? No way - they loved Allison. She gave them grandchildren, and they were a close family. Now - - it seems like Wigchee hardly ever sees them. If one of them gets hurt or in trouble, he'll send one of his assistants to go check on them.

    Stern had to choose between his nuclear family & his trophy wife, and he chose the latter.
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Of course they don't. They know he would hide in the closet, watch them and masturbate.
     
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    Isn't that Sal's MO?
     
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