Stern bashes Jennifer Aniston and talks plastic surgery

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  1. Nemo

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    Stern show 09-06-07
    Jennifer Aniston butter-face....body not so great....a real drag.
    Stern down on plastic surgery....makes dudes look like women




    Old shows are so so jam packed with new laughs!
    2007 the Sterns were already partaking in plastic surgery...:jj:
     
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    You are going to give $tern68 a heart attack with all these clips.
     
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    Well they do have the same chin....
     
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    I seem to remember this segment. It was right before I cancelled :hilarious:
     
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    You are god among men! Your collection of clips is amazing!

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    You're doing an amazing jobs at pulling theses clips lately! Wiggy and the Whorse must her herniate when they see these posts.

    Also, the hypocrisy is strong in that clip. He had a lot of plastic surgery even by this point.
     
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    you missed a lot of great shit with artie
     
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    "Her face is very buttery" Boy Wiggy has SOME FUCKING NERVE considering that Picasso painting he's married to.
     
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    Artie was right; Jennifer looks great ....
     
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    I love how he says JA needs to " go get a life " because she's honing in on Courtney Cox and David Arquette's vacation.
     
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    Jennifer must be a much better person than I am. Even though this stuff was said seven years ago, i wound't care how much my fiancé or my friends the Kimmels like him, Howard would not have been invited on my vacation and he wouldn't be invited to my wedding.
     
  12. Bye You!

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    Never never never never never.

    But stern is right-she IS a butterface. Her nose looks like a glop of mashed potatoes someone threw at her face, her chin is GIGANTIC, and she has tiny rat teeth.
     
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    I wonder if Howard is sorry he got his tapes back.
     
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    "She's trying to marry a billionaire."

    Two quick points, one, JA has a conservative net worth of $150 million+. Does she really need to gold dig a billionaire? Two, wiggy thinks every woman is a golddigger, except the one he married...:facepalm:
     
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    The new laughs are non stop in these 2007 shows.
    Stern has a new best buddy named Chevy Chase. Chevy asked Howard if he could mention his wife's charity thing.

    The first Stern show mention of 'Charity Buzz' and a sarcastic Howard and Robin conversation about a wife using her husbands name to prank fans out of their marbles. This was pre 15 foundation and kitten Cancer ranch.....:jj:
    "Gary what is this website charity muzz/fuzz/buzz?"

    Tapes team .....a team of people are needed to listen to every word because the old shows are jam packed with lies/hypocrisy/re-writes and attacks on Howards new dear dear friends.....:jj:

    The number one reason 2014 Howard poorly reads monologue jokes and rarely says anything about anything non scripted.
     
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    You should have let this play out. At the end, the wigged faggot was about to bash his good friends Kutcher/Demi...:coffee:
     
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    There's no way Howard hasn't tried the same beautiful speech on Jennifer that he used (and that worked) on Kathy Lee Gifford: "I used a lot of language but I'm so sorry. You never deserved it. You've always been so nice. You just pissed me off because you were everything I wasn't. Can you forgive me?" He must dispense that speech like Stern Show thank-you cards these days.
     
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    I believe that JA or wiggy's twin, justin, have never heard these tapes. what kind of apology would he of had to make?
    Howard: I'm sorry Jennifer. I'm a closeted homo, married to a gold digging beard, which made say mean and vindictive things
    Jennifer: That's ok howard, you are a awesome, old school hollywood queen. You should be celebrated, not hated. Now get over here and blow my dog while i film it.
     
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    I think he wrote that to her the day after he said it on the radio - as he did with everyone else he mocked. Either that or blamed it on Jackie - we all know he really has nothing without writers.