Stern Believes Anderson Cooper Would Be A Good Match For Collins. How About Stern?

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  1. David999

    David999 Well-Known Member

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    Stern said Cooper should get together with NBA player Collins. Him and Robin tried to think of someone taller who was gay that would be a better match. Guess what was screaming to be said? Howard would be a perfect match!:facepalm:
     
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    Howard is the better match cuz of his fascination/obsession with big beer can thick black cock.
     
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    He would split that twink Anderson Cooper in half. Wait, is Cooper a twink or an otter?
     
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    I wonder if he will think about this when he masturbates tonight while Beth is out getting plowed.
     
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    In my life I have spent zero time considering who would be a good fag match for another fag
     
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    My friend, then you haven't lived!
     
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    What the fuck is an otter? I don't even know!
    :scratch:
     
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    [h=3]Otter[/h]The Otter label is either newer or just a lot less known than the others. There are also a couple differing opinions on what this means… but essentially it’s a sub-category of Bears. Otters are skinnier, but still rock the full-out body hair. They will usually be short-ish and although skinnier than bears, they usually still have round-ish features (but sometimes kind of flat, which is where the “Otter” part comes in.)

    http://www.homorazzi.com/article/gay-labels-guide-top-bottom-twink-twunk-bear-phrases/
     
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    And according to those definitions, Anderson Cooper has probably lost his twink status and grown into a twunk​, like an evolving Pokemon.