Stern claims 15 million radio listeners 12-11-13 (AUDIO)

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Celebrities on a media tour telling the same stories is the norm, Howard.

    :facepalm:...60% of 25 million listen to you in the morning?





    http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/12/06/late-night-tv-ratings-for-november-25-29-2013/220684/

    11:35 p.m.-12:35 a.m. ET
    NBC “Tonight,†4.4 million viewers *
    CBS “Late Show,†3.0 million viewers *
    ABC “Kimmel,†3.1 million viewers *

    :facepalm:
    [video=youtube;-b6mdqAW7BI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b6mdqAW7BI&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
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    I bet there are way more than 15 million radio listeners out there. As for that many listening to stern on their radios........ :haha:
     
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    Robin, I just found out that 2.5 billion people on earth have access to the internet. They could all listen online. Therefore, they should all be counted as listeners. I know the judge will see it that way.
     
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    nemo doing OT

    Noice
     
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    howard is very big in cemetaries now that every new coffin comes with a 6 month free subscription.
     
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    "Jay's on auto-pilot anyway."

    Absolutely ZERO POINT ZERO self-awareness. That therapy sure is working wonders.
     
  7. Rob0729

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    People say Howard isn't funny anymore yet he still delivers great one liners like he has 60% of 25 million subscribers listening to him daily.

    The funniest thing is he doesn't even try to come up with a good enough lie by saying who told him this. It was the infamous "they" told him.

    [video=youtube;2HQh4YRw9H8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQh4YRw9H8#t=85[/video]
     
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  8. WillyBest

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    "3-5 listeners per radio, Robin!"
     
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    Howard discovered Kirstie Alley.
     
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    They told me Robin, so it's true
     
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    What was the commercial he was about to do? Something nobody was going to buy.
     
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    This guy is my new favorite poster. Welcome to the board.
     
  13. the Artie Chair

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    Let's end this stupid discussion right here. If he had even a million listeners at any given time his advertisers would be well known brands such as Ford, GM, Pepsi, McDonalds, Proctor and Gamble, Wal-Mart, Bank of America, Coca Cola, Allstate Insurance, etc etc etc. instead of the likes of Ashley Madison, Fresh Balls, Cougar Life etc. The old excuse about the well known advertisers with big bucks being afraid to advertise because of his cutting edge humor can't even be used as a bullshit excuse anymore as the new "evolved" Howard Stern even censors his re-runs now so as to not offend his 62-95 year old grandma AGT demographic. I honestly believe he has less than 50,000 listeners in any given day. I dare anyone to refute this.
     
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    A few years ago didn't they have Heineken and Budlight. Well it was during the artie Sirius years. I thought they also had a few others during that time right?
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    I think youre being generous...:coffee:
     
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    although i've heard it a million times already i nearly barfed when he went on his leno rant. why doesn't he just let it go already, leno doesn't give a fuck what howard has to say and won't even dignify it by replying.
     
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    I remember those cuz Howchie would lie how he drinks Heineken at parties and for Bud Light, he and Fred would do their Stuttering John impression "BUD UD UD UD LIGH LIGH LIGH IGHT IGHT IGHT"
     
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    Howard: Jay's on auto-pilot....then Howard immediately goes into a live read :lol:
     
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    I guess that is why Robin sold so many books?
     
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    K-Roc sponsors: Heineken, Becks, Bud, etc. =$$$

    Sirius sponsors: Cash For Gold, Ashley Madison, and just about every other skeevy operation on the planet= EL CREEPO