Stern developing a show for Howard 101 called ''Special Needs Dracula.''

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Howard played a bit they created with a Gary the Conqueror impersonator playing the part of Dracula.

    Howard said they want to do a 5 minute a night kind of show.





    Wow. Now that sounds like quality entertainment. :facepalm:
     
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    Right after the Howard Stern Show on Broadway.
     
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    Well, the Gary the Retard impersonator works for plugs...so there's that.
     
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    Maybe they can get Sam Simon to write it on his death bed.

     
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    5 minutes. Special Needs :facepalm:
     
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    23 hrs 55min to go.
     
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    Its time we finally admit that Howard has literally no idea what is funny.
     
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    Set your clocks!
     
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    I guess Brent now has something to do on 101. Such unfunny stupid shit.
     
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    5 mins with 4 mins of commercial from Ashley Madison
     
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    Gotta love Gilbert as mister x!:snicker:
     
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    There must be some sort of new content guarantee in the contract, doing these five minute segments is easier than producing a cohesive half hour show and nobody is tuning in for five minutes a day so criticism is muted.
     
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    ...a dracula show without gilbert? more 112 i invented that productions.
     
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    I am really starting to wonder if howard would know funny if it ran in and ripped his wig off.

    Also howard says a lot of stuff about future bits. 99% of which never come to fruition. I wouldn't hold my breath on this Dracula bit, GP
     
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    I think he was kidding. Even a five minute show would be too much work for him.
     
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    Gary the Conqueror? Who the fuck is that?
     
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    ...hes a friend of jeff the bore and wendy the slow adult.
     
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    You are going to be sorry you asked...
     
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    Elisa's creative writer idea?