Stern "Full head of natural hair" 04-16-13

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  1. Nemo

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    Stern "I don't have anything fake in there...." 04-16-13


    [video=youtube;11m4ypRIHf0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11m4ypRIHf0[/video]
     
  2. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Yup it's natural hair. Very little of it grew from his own scalp.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Sometimes, if you repeat a lie enough, even you begin to believe it. :grad:
     
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    exactly.
     
  5. Beths Arab

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    :winner:
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    He's such an effortless liar.
     
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    It's as natural as Beth's acting ability:coffee:
     
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    [​IMG]

    So when does "natural hair" look like a shag carpet?
     
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    and nose, and boobs, and chink eyes, and blonde hair, and love for howard, and...
     
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    He wouldn't need a 24/7 hairdresser if it was his real hair ...
     
  11. ZeroZed

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    It is irrefutable that he has fake hair--call it a wig or system or whatever you like...he has shit that's not his on top of his head.

    The fact that he can go on the air and claim otherwise--especially when he seemingly brought the issue up for no reason--shows what a fucking lunatic he really is. Seriously, you have to be some kind of crazy liar to just throw out outrageous lies especially when the subject hasn't been broached. If you worked with a guy who obviously wore a wig, what would you think if in the middle of a group conversation just started proclaiming that he didn't? You'd think he was fucking nuts and even if you were too polite to argue with him, you'd probably be insulted that he thought you were too stupid to believe your lying eyes.

    Despite all his money and success, Howard is a fucking lunatic. He consistently behaves like people are idiots who will believe whatever line he feeds them. From what I can discern, he has no real friends--only celebs who tolerate him and sycophants who work for him. Two of his three children seem to have broken ties. His wife is an aging mental lightweight who seems to largely lead a life without him in it.
     
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    Hello Howard :bigwave: We know you found Dawgs when you googled that.

    And that "disc jockey" was Andrew Zarian I bet.

    [video=youtube;XReG9jXaB5w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XReG9jXaB5w[/video]
     
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    the bigger the wig lie the more people will believe it
     
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    How to spot a wig:


    • Hair always looks the same
    • Hairline is never exposed
    • Hair is never touched! (if you have ever had long hair you know how often you run your hands through it or adjust it or just scratch your scalp)
    • have a seemingly impossible amount of hair for your age
    • same "hairdresser" for your entire career


     
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    A wise man told me this once: "Coward Allen Stern is a greedy liar".
     
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    i think we need a sticky thread gathering all the best pics/gifs of wig evidence. we have:

    the hair plug video sceen grab

    old footage of him on a talk show where he acts like he's messing with his hair, but it's obvious he's starring at the monitor the whole time, making sure he doesn't make a move which would expose something he doesn't want to.

    the wrestling pic

    the bigfoot type footage coming back from the gym

    letterman hair pullback

    and more i can't recall right now.
     
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  18. Nemo

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    it is not that howard just found Dawgs
    it is that other people have found it and are jpeging Howard about it.
    Hey Howard....look what they are saying over here!
     
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    Howard's all "wigged out" about it. :lmao:

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    [h=1]Hair Transplant patient had 'swear' word etched into his scalp for 19 years[/h]

    Darren Hope now 40 got his hair transplant done when he was 21 but little did he know that the Surgeon left two inch capital letters that read 'W****R' etched into his scalp. He still cannot believe for 19 years he had that word in the back of his head, and he never knew about it.
    At the age of 21 Darren was losing a lot of hair and then he got a hair transplantdone at a London clinic after spending £7,000. Recently when he was playing cricket, his team mate started laughing at him. When he asked them the reason he came to know about the bald truth – the back of his head had the W****R’ word that was about 5 inch long.
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    Darren never noticed it because ever since he got the follicle transplant done he always kept his hair long. Last summer he decided to get a low shave done and that surfaced the hidden word.
    The worst part is that he cannot do anything about it except to keep his hair long enough to hide the matter. The area from where the hairs were removed will never grow back, this means the swear word is permanent.
    He said “I didn’t have a fallout with anyone at the clinic. I was very young and I think the surgeon was just having a bad day and I’ve suffered because of it.” He added "I'd love to sue the surgeon but the clinic has closed down."